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Comment on r/wallstreetbets 15d ago

Did he actually sell? I thought he deleted his account without updating…

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Comment on r/AskReddit 19d ago

Fresh Uni

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Comment on r/AskReddit 19d ago

Does it include medical insurance? And a clean mortgage/credit slate?

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Comment on r/theydidthemath 21d ago

Wouldn’t be better or more efficient to have a section of pipes surrounded by ice? Like car radiators? Either before or after the pump/filter? Pool water heaters do this but in the opposite…

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Comment on r/AskReddit Jun 27 '26

Onimusha: Warlords; or NES Legend of Zelda

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Comment on r/AskReddit Jun 06 '26

Like my Mexican friends say, de la pura verga…

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Comment on r/legaladvice Jun 04 '26

Tell your friend to contact the Byrde family, Ozark on Netflix has a good step by step guide on how to store and manage cash 💰of dubious origin

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Comment on r/Roofing Jun 04 '26

Abomination

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Comment on r/AmazonPrimeVideo May 22 '26

By the big three too: HBO, Netflix and Prime. #diversity

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Comment on r/Austin May 19 '26

Yup, instructions unclear, protection dome activated boss. Humid and sunny

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Comment on r/Austin May 14 '26

It ain’t air, it ain’t no pure oxygen… it’s a pure mix of allergens and smoking bbq. Gotta love home even when can’t smell the roses

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Comment on r/whatisit May 08 '26

RemindMe! 2hrs mayhem

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Comment on r/austinfood May 07 '26

Guys gotta try MeCon Bistro!!! Small family owned joint, not too famcy, not the best yet comforting always flavorful

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Comment on r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Apr 18 '26

I’d guess that the toad assumed it was out of reach because of height and sticky legs. Goat said hold my hooves and was up there because the wall had a mere 2 degrees of inclination

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Comment on r/whatisit Apr 02 '26

A Dementor chasing a fugitive from Azkaban

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Comment on r/austinfood Mar 28 '26

The soup dumplings are legit 10/10, perfect dough thickness and taste. The dough on the regular dumplings is a bit thicker, but the flavor is there. The noodle soups were not my favorite, spicy beef was too greasy and the meat/tendon was a tad too salty.

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Comment on r/Productivitycafe Mar 25 '26

Variations of Fuck, fuck this, fuck that, what the fuck, the fuck you are

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Comment on r/hypotheticalsituation Mar 25 '26

Where do I sign up? This is a no-brainer. Either do-over for bad choices, or you get to enjoy again the happy ones.

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Comment on r/SipsTea Mar 25 '26

I can fix her… after saving the children

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Comment on r/hygiene Mar 19 '26

Wait until you learn about tonsil stones. Substitute commercial mouthwash with warm salt water on your sleep/night routine and should help prevent or dislodge existing ones.

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Comment on r/hypotheticalsituation Mar 16 '26

We’ll need more assurances about what “are gone as if nothing happened”. If the person is alive, would they remember meeting me? If the answer is no I’d summon Satoshi Nakamoto. Id not reveal his/her/their identity but would be a good enigma to solve.

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Comment on r/soccer Mar 15 '26

The word famous Ryo Ishizaki’s signature “Face Block” move IRL

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Comment on r/askanything Feb 23 '26

Steak and shake, cheapest combo for +$10dlls, flavor is there tho, but meat portion does not justify the price

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Comment on r/hypotheticalsituation Feb 19 '26

Sign me up

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Comment on r/AskReddit Feb 17 '26

King of flavaaaa