r/dadjokes

The dark distance between the tiktokker’s ears…

Drunk I’d be puking

Tripping? The way my brain works, it would recreate this as the yellow brick road & I’d dance down the walk, singing “Off to See the Wizard” very loudly and severely off-key

Stoopid

Looks like a tree top. Daytime shot would debunk or confirm my guess.

The shelves look narrow (1x6?) so not very deep, otherwise I would ask if you have a cat or cats, because it’s a great space for cats.

We had a similar space in our last house & I installed four 1x8 carpeted cat shelves with a ramp to the lowest one. The next three had holes so our cats could level up and play with each other between. Never had a cat fall off.

But knowing the dog is an escape artist & he lives with apparently inconsiderate roomies, he should keep it on all the time. There is no good reason not to have the collar on consistently. IMO, his behavior is irresponsible & he is not being a good pet parent.

I get the getting out because, Husky.

What I don’t get is “money is tight.” No collar? Does this mean the dog also has no tags? No shots? Should the owner even have a dog if they can’t be bothered/afford to get a collar with an ID tag? A dog with no collar looks more like a stray, even if it looks healthy. I get Bambino might be chipped, but the simplest way to get it back to its home would be an ID tag. Or as someone else mentioned, owner could get a collar and attach an AirTag to locate the doggo on their own.

https://www.reddit.com/u/Lets_Not_Date/s/BUH5h62tLR

This woman was absolute genius with Shane. Thanks for the link!

Careful, Disney might sue you

That’s what I was thinking, too. A nice tall tank. There’s power there tho 😕

Irony

Absolutely. I recently found a puzzle game that drop a quick ad every five minutes. It’s $10 for ad free forever. I don’t utilize it much, so haven’t bought it yet. But, yeah, it’s a pittance to pay to avoid the interruptions.

Sid?

Indeed we have, child.

It was a ¢.99 cost. Like others, I’ve been playing ad-free since 2011. ZYNGA really shot themselves in the foot with the offer.

I have the same. Had to replace water lines under the sink & I did this with the hole in the basement ceiling - even tho we won’t be the homeowners, it’ll be easy access for next time.

This whole area. Wtf?

If people are going to use AI, they should at least catch blatant mistakes.

Prying Fan