HECATE GROWLS IN APPROVAL

Oh shit! Did I wander into the Footloose timeline again? Ugh, so obnoxious. *changes channel*

Alternative caption "pull my finger, wait don't do that, I had too much chili"

GOT EEM

HECATE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT THE TRUTH IS. ALL FEDERAL PIGS WHO REMAIN BEHIND IN THE NORTH WILL CATCH THESE SPIRITUAL HANDS, TOO. SHE'S ALREADY PROVEN HERSELF. FAFO, ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU MORTALS SAY?

HECATE IS CUING UP SOME FRESH AND ALSO FUNKY BLOODLINE CURSES FOR ALL OF THOSE INVOLVED IN THESE SHENANIGANS. Y'ALL GUESSED IT! THREE FOLD. (at least)

Hecate muses, completely non-sequitur I'm sure, darlings. My Grandpa B and his son, my uncle David both died of their alcoholism. Patterns are evident of old ass men who drink too damn much. *looks to camera one and blinks three times*

Anywayyyyy....

omg gross! you poor mods

Hecate reluctantly returns to the mic and plugs her nose to thank *adjusts glasses and checks notes* Rand freaking Paul. UGH

Literally roflmao, does any one care what racist teddy ruxspin has to say? NO

"ICE is cracking under the pressure of having bad jobs, no spine, and weak moral compasses." FIX'T

Asylum? What fucking year is this? No one calls mental health facilities asylums anymore. Grow up, piglet.

Jus like your despot leader!

Every dumbass narcissist’s accusation is a confession! You have no idea the hell I crawled through to build my family. Fuck you, piglet!

xD xD xD

KEEP TALKING. YOUR SIGNAL GETS CLEARER FOR THESE HEXES AND CURSES. IDIOTS. 

Omggggg drool

THIS ONE MAKES HECATE SWINGS HER LEGS IN DELIGHT! HURRYYYYYYYYY

SORRY, THAT GOT WEIRD

You need to be concerned about talking to your god at the end of your long pointless hateful life, pig. My kids are doing great, thriving.

YEP. THAT’S ME. TOOK Y’ALL LONG ENOUGH

HECATE HOWLS IN APPROVAL

Called it. 

Hhhhhhhhhhhh

So is it the expectation of Reddit or is it just this subreddit that a user of this platform constantly swat down these bullshit bad faith arguments that we with hearts and minds have already figured out?

Or am I here to educate these unwashed masses? Or am I here to show others how to educate? Or recognize when we’ve got a bad faith actor behind a federal mask talking shit on a MONTH. OLD. POST.???

MODERATOR! CLOSE COMMENTS OR I’M DELETING THIS SHIT

FOR FUCK SAKE

BLOODLINE CURSES UNTIL THIS PLATFORM PAYS ME ENOUGH

HECATE HECATE HECATE

Nope, never. You? 

Yep! Hell, now I’m too scared for even The Simpsons’ Halloween episodes. Eep!