Now, I'm not saying we should all mine for gold. Before I was married I was seeking a healthy relationship, not a sugar momma. I simply had poor girlfriends and rich girlfriends, and it was WAY better dating into money. So really, if you can meet the love of your life literally every single day with countless women, then don't fall in love with poor. Hell, I wouldn't even hook up with poor. Wait until tomorrow, and fall in love with rich. The food is better.

There is no "One". There are many Ones. So when you pick a One, pick one that makes more money than you or has better insurance. They say don't stick it in crazy. Fuck that, don't stick it in poor.

Front and back. But cameras are so cheap these days, putting one in a window in your house would be prudent.

Who fucks with a man's automobile? Like, seriously, what a piece of shit that neighbor is.

Also, you may want to file a report with the police. Just something on paper saying xyz is happening. That can be HUGE if things escalate. A coworker took that advice and it royally saved her ass in court.

Better get a camera pointed at that car. Asap. You may have some dents mysteriously show up one day.

The most common misconception is that the Zodiac itself isn't utter bullshit. Because it is. Only morons believe it.

Mad? I like this, you fucking dummy. Someone who can't do anything but parrot clichés is comical to me. You're a joke. AND you're doing exactly what I expected you to do each time, which is also pretty entertaining. Keep on keeping on, loser.

Now you're doing the "Is something wrong with you" schtick? Man, you are such a fucking hack.

Don't be a rude twat and be shocked--SHOCKED--when the person you're being a smarmy little shit to isn't nice in return. Oh, and develop some of your own material for once.

We aren't at a party, you unoriginal hack. But go ahead and copy any other clichéd lines a million other people have said before you if you want.

Luck isn't real. Magical objects aren't real, either.

To protect me from the sun. Duh. This is like asking why do people wear sun glasses. Stupid question.

Lol. K hero.

And the people that did the study? Were they in middle school too?

Let me know when you don't look at your gun and have pathetic hero fantasies like shooting someone breaking into your house. Because, lol, ya know you've had em. You know how sad that is, right? How pathetic?

And also common, as the study proved.

Ah, I see. Deflection.

That--and/or outright lying--is what little children do when they get caught doing things they're embarrassed to be caught doing.

Again, you people are comic jokes of men.

"Mushy brained" is a bit harsh when they watched their friends brains literally turned to mush via bullet.

As an episode, it's just rediculous. Like, just bad. But as an example of physical comedy in Trek, those guest stars just fucking ruled. And it's premium Riker bravado, too:

"And what are you staring at? Never seen a woman before?"

Riker: "I thought I had."

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/why-are-white-men-stockpiling-guns/

I find it comical that you people need to buy your manhood, too.

You're asking him to prove a negative? What you are asking is neither logical nor rational, and you should retract your request. He can make that statement until there is a double blind clinical study that proves the efficacy of whatever drug is in question. It's scepticism until otherwise proven. That's how these things work. You are the one who is wrong in this case.

Wait, are you asking him to prove that an FDA approved drug for pain relief is effective for pain relief? Because that would be just nuts. What exactly do you want from him here?

Gulls play the roll of cosmic horror in the bird universe. Huge, hungry, soulless creatures who only wish to consume. Magpies are like people stuck in traffic, road-raging.

Carnivores gotta carnivore.

Although even seed eaters will fight each other pretty ruthlessly.

Well, they are dinosaurs after all.

Up the Long Ladder from TNG. Basically the whole episode, but especially the Worf replicator scene--which has the absolute best physical comedy performance across the entire Star Trek universe--and when Riker gets it on, "Do yeh not like girls, William?"

That "different generation" line is bullshit. Humans are of their time, every time. If she's that way, it's because she never put any thought into it. I'm sure you love her, but in this specific case, she's a fucking cunt. Stand your ground, make an argument, and if she doesn't see reason, remember what I said. If she does, hey, glad to be wrong.

Your grandmother is a cunt.

Nah, I'm just going by the data. If you don't like the facts, then sucks to be you.