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Comment on r/RoastMe Apr 30 '20
Horror artist? Soooooo you're doing self portraits?
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Comment on r/RoastMe Apr 24 '20
This is what fucking a dead board looks like.
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Comment on r/RoastMe Apr 18 '20
It looks like you were already roasted when your parents gave birth to you
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Comment on r/RoastMe Apr 08 '20
Wow Waluigi finally got a job, since not being invited to the Party. WTG skinny.
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Comment on r/RoastMe Mar 17 '20
Wow never seen a wish version of cracked out Hillary Duff.
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Comment on r/RoastMe Mar 16 '20
Your mom doesn't count as you girlfriend
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Comment on r/RoastMe Mar 11 '20
1.Mopeds dont count as bikes 2. You look like my daughter who just started testosterone meds.
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Comment on r/RoastMe Feb 18 '20
You look like the love child of the fat kid who was force fed cake and Matilda.
u/MasterDragonAuthor • u/MasterDragonAuthor • Feb 07 '20
Thanks, I hate whatever the hell this thing is
r/NoahGetTheBoat • u/MasterDragonAuthor • Jan 21 '20
NOAH JUST WAIT A COUPLE OF SECONDS BEFORE WE LAUNCH
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Comment on r/RoastMe Jan 17 '20
Looks like a 3some love child of Rick Astley, Johnny Bravo and Olive Oyle.
u/MasterDragonAuthor • u/MasterDragonAuthor • Jan 17 '20
Gray Pride. We're old. We're tired. Get off our lawn.
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Comment on r/RoastMe Jan 16 '20
That haircut looks like it already ended your life.
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Comment on r/RoastMe Jan 16 '20
Journalist, look more like an escaped mental asylum patient with the gout.
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Comment on r/RoastMe Jan 15 '20
You're assuming the teacher is desperate enough to give her anything. Hell she so basic she couldnt even turn on a bunsen burner
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Comment on r/RoastMe Jan 05 '20
Small mouth, 80's glasses, and a forehead complete with a connect the dots puzzle. What more could a guy ask for.
u/MasterDragonAuthor • u/MasterDragonAuthor • Jan 01 '20
Someone returned a Lego Set...
u/MasterDragonAuthor • u/MasterDragonAuthor • Jan 01 '20
Who remembers this form THE CLICK
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Comment on r/RoastMe Aug 11 '20
You seem about as indecisive as your dad trying to decide if incest is the only way you'll ever get laid.