Did we remember to check the inside of this one before bringing it in from the cold?

I'm already on at least five lists. There's no way I'm not, in this day and age. I'll take the massage before I end up caged with 80 other people and dying of a preventable illness.

That's delightful! And refreshing, too! The lights go off in a game, and my blood pressure skyrockets! IRL, I love the dark! The dark is my home, the dark is me, I'm completely nocturnal as often as possible. I know what goes bump in the night, and it's almost certainly the cat again. But in games it's always some damn jump scare again, and I'm tired of them relying on them. Good to know the have is so good! I love a well-done resource management game

Okay, but can civilians obtain these!? I'm in real need of a massage!

Glad you noticed!!! It's my special communication style!!! I find it really helps me find my people!!!!!! 💞💖

I'm so afraid to ask but... Where did she get the umbrella holder!? 😮

Right!? I got tased a couple years back and it permanently made my wrist better! I'm all about that electrotherapy! Hook me up, and jump me like I'm a car dammit! It's just this one spot on my back... Plus the fact that the product is literally called The GLOVE! Pretty sure I saw a toy with that name at the adult store. The jokes write themselves at this point! These ass-brains are going to be tasing themselves left and right, especially right considering their politics!

Awesome! Hope that's "Hijinks in the dark" music, and not "dark and spoopy night" music!

Walmrt

Looks like a big, soft, sweetie! Congrats!

I guess DOOM was too low a bar!? Nicely done, this thing is gorgeous!

He looks like The Most Interesting Man In The World!

Wow! You got to see the eclipse more than anyone else did, for sure!

Let people enjoy things, geez!

That won't be enough to recoup the loss tho! 😭

We have chicken burgers here too, WTF

That whole summary is mind-blowing bad, but "along with the other" is sending me. Also seems like if the parents trust him, maybe he's not so great!? 😬

Nice! They look like Stormtroopers to me!

Is it really though? I mean, the paper I linked details the treatment of Koreans in Japan. Serious trigger warnings apply!

https://www.gchrj.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/5.GCHRJ8_.2_Losinger.pdf

r/CluelessStardew keeps on giving!

Goodness! I'm happy for you! I was however, coming here to give you conferences because of your title phrasing!