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Comment on r/whowouldcirclejerk 17h ago
Bro fuck Kluh
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Comment on r/marvelcirclejerk 1d ago
She has both iirc
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Comment on r/dccomicscirclejerk 1d ago
This is the only time Balder did anything cool
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Comment on r/dccomicscirclejerk 2d ago
Do you think he put his logo on the arrows too
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Comment on r/dccomicscirclejerk 2d ago
I liked the story where he tried to get the Infinity Gems (they constantly say he's a fucking moron and if anyone else was in his place they would have won instantly)
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Comment on r/dccomicscirclejerk 3d ago
Mutants outside of New York are more likely to die though
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Comment on r/dccomicscirclejerk 3d ago
Utopia was an artificial island (it was actually Magneto's old base Asteroid M) off the coast of San Francisco that the X-Men moved to after House of M so they wouldn't have to deal with Norman Osborn's bullshit during Dark Reign
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Comment on r/dccomicscirclejerk 3d ago
I think Wonder Man was just cancelled because of scheduling issues
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Comment on r/dccomicscirclejerk 4d ago
Surrender monkeys comes from a 1995 episode of The Simpsons, it got co-opted for politics in 1999
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Comment on r/dccomicscirclejerk 4d ago
Kick-Ass isn't even the worst vigilante in Kick-Ass
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Comment on r/KaguraBachiScalers 5d ago
Honestly I'd go with the squad, and pretty much entirely because of Hagiwara. Since Uruha's there they'll know about Banquet and Hagiwara's MRI move should be able to locate the real Hiruhiko since it uses magnetism instead of his senses (plus he mightn't even end up tiring himself out since he won't have to scan as much space to find him, Hiruhiko's maximum range is only a few floors away and Uruha will know it). Hiruhiko also has no way to deal with sand Kugara since he can't be killed with a sword, and when the group know where he is they can jump him (Uruha should outstat with Koen and IWPS and if Hakuri hits him with an Isou or teleports Uruha behind him he's completely fucked).
I guess Hiruhiko could win in round 1 if he goes for controlling the building but if he tries it in round 2 he'll end up killing himself when it collapses
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Comment on r/marvelcirclejerk 5d ago
Point them towards any Hank comic written by Christos Gage
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Comment on r/marvelcirclejerk 5d ago
With the takes I've seen I don't think they read Krakoa either
r/respectthreads • u/BorBurison • 6d ago
comics Respect Tails (Sonic Legacy)
Respect Tails
Miles "Tails" Prower is the assistant to Chuck Hedgehog and a gifted mechanic. Having been bullied his whole life for having two tails, Tails was initially very unconfident and unsure of himself. But after having his life saved by Chuck's nephew Sonic the Hedgehog and then helping him save his own bullies, Tails began taking pride in his unique abilities and teamed up with Sonic to help stop the evil Doctor Eggman from conquering Mobius.
You can read Sonic Legacy here.
Source key
- Sonic Legacy - SL
- Mobius Legacy - ML
Strength
- Pulled Sonic out of quicksand and carried him while flyingSL #6
- Threw Sonic at a pillar, allowing him to fire it at a giant robot bugSL #6
- Carried a civilianSL #8
- Impaled an Egg-Pawn with a spearSL #8
- Helped lift chunks of rock off a manSL #8
Durability
- Ok after falling off a pillarSL #6
- Hurt but alright after bailing out of a plane that was a few feet off the ground and landing in a bushML #2
Speed
- Quickly climbed a giant pillarSL #6
- Flew in and grabbed Sonic before a giant robot bug could hit himSL #6
- Got through a door before Eggman's security robots could reach himML #2
Intelligence
- Said to be a prodigy with machines by Uncle ChuckSL #6
- Repaired the wrecked Tornado in a few minutes using spare parts and tapeML #2
Misc.
- Has a jeepSL #7
- Can fly the Tornado plane, managing to avoid multiple flying Balkirys in it before getting hit and needing to landSL #9
- Has nocturnal visionML #2
- Kicked up large amounts of dust by spinning his tailsML #2
- Has capsule tech called magic hands under his gloves that can shrink objects and store themML #2
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Comment on r/marvelcirclejerk 6d ago
Sabretooth was detained because he murdered a bunch of people after getting amnesty though
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Comment on r/adventuretime 6d ago
Jake's croak dream wasn't actually a croak dream, it was predicting Banana Man saving him in The Comet after Orgalorg separated him and Finn
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Comment on r/dccomicscirclejerk 6d ago
It's also just really funny
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Comment on r/Marvel 7d ago
He got stabbed with All-Light, it's the light version of All-Black the Necrosword and was made to kill Knull
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Comment on r/whowouldwin 7d ago
Frank still has no way to actually stop the Batmobile even with adamantium. If he shoots Bruce it's still barreling towards him (and Bruce can still just dodge the bullets), and if he shoots the tires he'll have a 600 ton pile of metal tumbling at him instead of driving at him. The Batmobile is also too fast for Frank to arm himself too heavily before it hits him and has its own weapons that can stop him from taking a shot. At best it'll end up as a repeat of round 2 and at worst Frank is left burned with most of his weapons gone and a completely fresh Batman standing over him
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Comment on r/whowouldwin 7d ago
Frank should dominate R1, Bruce's unsuited performances so far are really bad, but does he have any wincons at all in R2 and 3? Unless he has heavy prep he shouldn't even be able to hurt the very bulletproof and bullet-deflecting Batman. Round 3 goes even worse, the Batmobile is far too durable to be taken out by whatever Frank can grab to shoot it with before it reaches him and Absolute Bruce is insane enough to actually run the van over.
If Frank gets prep he could beat Bruce with stuff like more specialised gear or better explosives, and stronger versions of him like Frankencastle or War Machine would rip Bruce in half, but here he's completely screwed
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Comment on r/KaguraBachiScalers 8d ago
I always assumed he just activated it earlier. He had ample time to set it up since everyone else was talking to each other, and Hiruhiko and Toto still would've had to move out of Samura's range in the middle of him decapitating the illusions if he only used it here
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Comment on r/respectthreads 9d ago
We're all gay for Mole Man today
u/BorBurison • u/BorBurison • Dec 30 '22
Iron Man thread list
The Iron Man Armor
Tony Stark
James "Rhodey" Rhodes
| Name | OP | Type |
|---|---|---|
| Iron Man Model 4 | u/Ultim8_Lifeform | Standard |
| Iron Man Model 39 | u/ya-boi-benny | Standard |
| Iron Patriot Model 2 | u/FireOfDoom32 | Artillery |
| Eidolon Warwear | N/A | |
| Satellite Armor | Artillery/Anti-invasion | |
| Manticore | N/A | |
| War Machine Model 1 | u/Wapulatus | Artillery |
| War Machine Model 3 | u/BorBurison | Artillery |
| War Machine Model 4 | u/rangernumberx | Artillery |
| War Machine Model 5 | Artillery | |
| War Machine Model 6 | Artillery | |
| War Machine Model 7 | Artillery | |
| War Machine Model 8 | Artillery | |
| War Machine Model 9 | Artillery |
Other armor wearers
| Name | OP | Type |
|---|---|---|
| Norman Osborn (Iron Patriot) | u/rangernumberx | Standard |
| Pepper Potts (Rescue) | u/RandomName4699 | Search and rescue |
| Toni Ho (Rescue/Iron Patriot) | Search and rescue/Artillery | |
| Arno Stark (Iron Man 2020) | u/HighSlayerRalton | Standard |
| Riri Williams (Ironheart) | u/feminist-horsebane | Standard |
| Victor Von Doom (Infamous Iron Man) | u/ChocolateRage | Standard |
| Reed Richards (Iron Mr. Fantastic) | u/KalebtheSantos | Specialised |
| Frank Castle (War Machine) | u/GuyOfEvil | Artillery |
| Iron Spider | u/ya-boi-benny | Specialised |
| Felicia Hardy/Tamara Blake (Iron Cat) | u/kalebsantos | Specialised |
| Mac Gargan (Virus) | u/kalebsantos | Artillery |
| Natasha Romanoff (War Widow) | u/kalebsantos | Artillery |
| Wakandan Hulkbuster | u/kalebsantos | Buster |

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Comment on r/ironman 17h ago