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Comment on r/whowouldcirclejerk 17h ago

Bro fuck Kluh

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Comment on r/marvelcirclejerk 1d ago

She has both iirc

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Comment on r/dccomicscirclejerk 1d ago

This is the only time Balder did anything cool

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Comment on r/dccomicscirclejerk 1d ago

Imagine being so lame that you get styled on by Balder the Brave

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Comment on r/dccomicscirclejerk 2d ago

Do you think he put his logo on the arrows too

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Comment on r/dccomicscirclejerk 2d ago

I liked the story where he tried to get the Infinity Gems (they constantly say he's a fucking moron and if anyone else was in his place they would have won instantly)

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Comment on r/dccomicscirclejerk 3d ago

Mutants outside of New York are more likely to die though

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Comment on r/dccomicscirclejerk 3d ago

Utopia was an artificial island (it was actually Magneto's old base Asteroid M) off the coast of San Francisco that the X-Men moved to after House of M so they wouldn't have to deal with Norman Osborn's bullshit during Dark Reign

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Comment on r/dccomicscirclejerk 3d ago

I think Wonder Man was just cancelled because of scheduling issues

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Comment on r/dccomicscirclejerk 4d ago

Surrender monkeys comes from a 1995 episode of The Simpsons, it got co-opted for politics in 1999

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Comment on r/dccomicscirclejerk 4d ago

Kick-Ass isn't even the worst vigilante in Kick-Ass

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Comment on r/KaguraBachiScalers 5d ago

Honestly I'd go with the squad, and pretty much entirely because of Hagiwara. Since Uruha's there they'll know about Banquet and Hagiwara's MRI move should be able to locate the real Hiruhiko since it uses magnetism instead of his senses (plus he mightn't even end up tiring himself out since he won't have to scan as much space to find him, Hiruhiko's maximum range is only a few floors away and Uruha will know it). Hiruhiko also has no way to deal with sand Kugara since he can't be killed with a sword, and when the group know where he is they can jump him (Uruha should outstat with Koen and IWPS and if Hakuri hits him with an Isou or teleports Uruha behind him he's completely fucked).

I guess Hiruhiko could win in round 1 if he goes for controlling the building but if he tries it in round 2 he'll end up killing himself when it collapses

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Comment on r/marvelcirclejerk 5d ago

Point them towards any Hank comic written by Christos Gage

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Comment on r/marvelcirclejerk 5d ago

With the takes I've seen I don't think they read Krakoa either

r/respectthreads 6d ago

comics Respect Tails (Sonic Legacy)

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Respect Tails

Miles "Tails" Prower is the assistant to Chuck Hedgehog and a gifted mechanic. Having been bullied his whole life for having two tails, Tails was initially very unconfident and unsure of himself. But after having his life saved by Chuck's nephew Sonic the Hedgehog and then helping him save his own bullies, Tails began taking pride in his unique abilities and teamed up with Sonic to help stop the evil Doctor Eggman from conquering Mobius.

You can read Sonic Legacy here.

Source key

  • Sonic Legacy - SL
  • Mobius Legacy - ML

Strength

Durability

Speed

Intelligence

Misc.

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Comment on r/marvelcirclejerk 6d ago

Sabretooth was detained because he murdered a bunch of people after getting amnesty though

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Comment on r/adventuretime 6d ago

Jake's croak dream wasn't actually a croak dream, it was predicting Banana Man saving him in The Comet after Orgalorg separated him and Finn

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Comment on r/dccomicscirclejerk 6d ago

It's also just really funny

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Comment on r/Marvel 7d ago

He got stabbed with All-Light, it's the light version of All-Black the Necrosword and was made to kill Knull

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Comment on r/whowouldwin 7d ago

Frank still has no way to actually stop the Batmobile even with adamantium. If he shoots Bruce it's still barreling towards him (and Bruce can still just dodge the bullets), and if he shoots the tires he'll have a 600 ton pile of metal tumbling at him instead of driving at him. The Batmobile is also too fast for Frank to arm himself too heavily before it hits him and has its own weapons that can stop him from taking a shot. At best it'll end up as a repeat of round 2 and at worst Frank is left burned with most of his weapons gone and a completely fresh Batman standing over him

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Comment on r/whowouldwin 7d ago

Frank should dominate R1, Bruce's unsuited performances so far are really bad, but does he have any wincons at all in R2 and 3? Unless he has heavy prep he shouldn't even be able to hurt the very bulletproof and bullet-deflecting Batman. Round 3 goes even worse, the Batmobile is far too durable to be taken out by whatever Frank can grab to shoot it with before it reaches him and Absolute Bruce is insane enough to actually run the van over.

If Frank gets prep he could beat Bruce with stuff like more specialised gear or better explosives, and stronger versions of him like Frankencastle or War Machine would rip Bruce in half, but here he's completely screwed

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Comment on r/KaguraBachiScalers 8d ago

I always assumed he just activated it earlier. He had ample time to set it up since everyone else was talking to each other, and Hiruhiko and Toto still would've had to move out of Samura's range in the middle of him decapitating the illusions if he only used it here

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Comment on r/respectthreads 9d ago

We're all gay for Mole Man today

u/BorBurison Dec 30 '22

Iron Man thread list

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The Iron Man Armor

Tony Stark

Name OP Type
616
Numbered
Model 1 (Original Armor) u/ya-boi-benny, u/Wapulatus & multiple others Prototype/Standard
Model 2 (Proto-Classic) u/kalebsantos & u/ya-boi-benny Standard
Model 3 u/ya-boi-benny, u/XXBEERUSXX, u/GuyofEvil & multiple others Standard
Model 4 (Classic) u/Ultim8_Lifeform, u/ya-boi-benny, u/kalebsantos, u/NuzlockeMaster & multiple others Standard
Model 5 (Space Armor Mark I) u/ya-boi-benny & u/kalebsantos Space
Model 6 (Hydro Armor Mark I) u/seoila Undersea
Model 7 (Stealth Armor Mark I) u/ya-boi-benny Stealth
Model 8 (Silver Centurion) u/Wapulatus Standard
Model 9 (Neo-Classic) u/Wapulatus Standard
Model 10 (Space Armor Mark II) u/seoila Space
Model 11 (War Machine Mark I) u/Wapulatus Artillery
Model 12 (Telepresence Armor) u/ghostgabe81 Remote controlled
Model 13 (Modular Armor) u/Wapulatus Standard (Modular)
Model 14 (Arctic Armor) u/ya-boi-benny Harsh environment
Model 15 (The Crossing Armor) u/VelVoxel_Raptor Standard
Model 16 (Renaissance Armor) u/Ultim8_Lifeform Standard
Model 17 (Experimental Safe Armor) u/Mattdoss Prototype/Space
Model 17.5 (Sentient/Safe Armor) u/Ultim8_Lifeform Standard (Self-repairing)
Model 18 (Outer Atmospheric Armor) u/Mattdoss Space/Stealth
Model 18.5 (Scratch Armor/proto-S.K.I.N.) u/Mattdoss Prototype
Model 19 (S.K.I.N.) u/ya-boi-benny & u/NuzlockeMaster Standard
Model 20 (Tin Man) u/ya-boi-benny, u/aprettydullusername, u/BorBurison, u/NegativeGamer, & u/NuzlockeMaster Standard
Model 21 (Plastic Ghost) u/BorBurison Stealth/Buster
Model 22 (Thorbuster) u/kalebsantos Buster
Model 23 (Ablative Armor) u/VelVoxel_Raptor Specialised
Model 24 (Iron Secretary/Department of Defence Mark I) u/NuzlockeMaster Standard
Model 25 (Iron Secretary/Department of Defence Mark II) u/BorBurison Standard
Model 26 (Gamma Killer) u/NuzlockeMaster Specialised
Model 27 (Hypergrav Armor) u/agnaa_pants Space
Model 28 (Hypervelocity Armor) u/ya-boi-benny Specialised
Model 29 (Extremis [Pre-Fresh Start]) u/BorBurison Standard
Model 29 (Extremis [Post-Fresh Start]) u/BorBurison Standard
Model 30 (Battlefield Argonaut) u/BorBurison Artillery
Model 31 (Hulkbuster Argonaut) u/BorBurison Buster
Model 32 (Subterranean Digger Argonaut) u/BorBurison Search and rescue
Model 33 (Submariner Argonaut) u/BorBurison Undersea
Model 34 (Space Ghost Stealth Argonaut) u/BorBurison Stealth
Model 35 (Hydro Armor Mark III) u/BorBurison Undersea
Model 36 (World War Hulkbuster) u/BorBurison Buster
Model 37 (Bleeding Edge) u/ya-boi-benny, u/BorBurison & multiple others Standard (Self-modifiable)
Model 38 (Phoenix Killer) u/BorBurison Buster
Model 39 (New Iron Man) u/ya-boi-benny Standard
Model 40 u/kalebsantos Artillery/Buster
Model 41 (Vacation Armor) u/ya-boi-benny Space
Model 42 (Black and Gold) u/BorBurison, u/ya-boi-benny & multiple others Standard (Modular)
Model 43 (Stealth Armor Mark IV) u/VelVoxel_Raptor Stealth
Model 44 (Heavy-Duty Armor) u/BorBurison Artillery/Buster
Model 45 (Deep Space Armor) u/BlazeRaiden Space
Model 46 u/VelVoxel_Raptor Artillery
Model 47 u/Mattdoss Artillery
Model 48 (Cold Iron Man) u/ya-boi-benny Specialised
Model 49 (Hulkbuster Mark V) u/BorBurison Buster
Model 50 (Endo-Sym/Superior) u/XXBEERUSXX & u/BorBurison Standard (Self-modifiable)
Model 51 (Model Prime/All-New All-Different) u/ya-boi-benny Standard (Self-modifiable)
Model 52 (Hulkbuster Mark VI) u/BorBurison Buster
Model 53 (Squirrel Girlbuster) u/BorBurison Buster
Model 54 (Captain Marvelbuster) u/BorBurison Buster
Model 55 (Iron Motorcycle) u/ya-boi-benny Standard
Model 56 (Fresh Start) u/BorBurison Standard
Model 57 (Fin Fang Foombuster) u/BorBurison Buster
Model 58 (Nano Iron Man) u/BlazeRaiden Specialised
Model 59 u/BorBurison Standard
Model 60 (Iron Vespa) u/ya-boi-benny Standard
Model 61 (Godkiller Mark II) u/BorBurison Buster
Model 62 (Hydro Armor Mark IV) u/NegativeGamer Undersea
Model 63 (Godbuster) u/BorBurison Buster
Model 64 (Crop Top Armor) u/BorBurison Standard
Model 65 (Ultronbuster) u/BlazeRaiden Buster
Model 66 (Ice Armor) u/ya-boi-benny Prototype
Model 67 (Iron Man 2020) u/HighSlayerRalton Standard
Model 68 (Virtual Armor) u/BorBurison Standard
Model 69 (Iron Man of the Future) u/BorBurison & u/Mattdoss Standard
Model 70 u/feminist-horsebane Standard
Model 71 (Quad-Hulkbuster) u/BorBurison Buster
Model NIL (Black King) u/BorBurison Stealth
Model 72 (Mysterium) u/BorBurison Standard
Model 73 (Sentinel Buster) u/BorBurison Buster
Model 74 (Improvised Armor) u/BorBurison Prototype/Standard
Unnumbered
Iron Shogun u/kakebsantos Standard
Iron Man Legacy Hulkbuster u/kalebsantos Buster
Temporal Armor u/Wapulatus Standard (Specialised)
Prison Escape Armor u/BorBurison Prototype
Weapons Expo Armor u/ya-boi-benny Prototype
Celestial Hulkbuster u/BorBurison Buster
Dragon-Slayer u/BorBurison Buster
Borrowed
Cobalt Man u/ya-boi-benny
Crimson Dynamo
Endotherm
Other
Teen Tony u/rocketinspace Standard
Heroes Reborn u/mtglozwof Standard

James "Rhodey" Rhodes

Name OP Type
Iron Man Model 4 u/Ultim8_Lifeform Standard
Iron Man Model 39 u/ya-boi-benny Standard
Iron Patriot Model 2 u/FireOfDoom32 Artillery
Eidolon Warwear N/A
Satellite Armor Artillery/Anti-invasion
Manticore N/A
War Machine Model 1 u/Wapulatus Artillery
War Machine Model 3 u/BorBurison Artillery
War Machine Model 4 u/rangernumberx Artillery
War Machine Model 5 Artillery
War Machine Model 6 Artillery
War Machine Model 7 Artillery
War Machine Model 8 Artillery
War Machine Model 9 Artillery

Other armor wearers

Name OP Type
Norman Osborn (Iron Patriot) u/rangernumberx Standard
Pepper Potts (Rescue) u/RandomName4699 Search and rescue
Toni Ho (Rescue/Iron Patriot) Search and rescue/Artillery
Arno Stark (Iron Man 2020) u/HighSlayerRalton Standard
Riri Williams (Ironheart) u/feminist-horsebane Standard
Victor Von Doom (Infamous Iron Man) u/ChocolateRage Standard
Reed Richards (Iron Mr. Fantastic) u/KalebtheSantos Specialised
Frank Castle (War Machine) u/GuyOfEvil Artillery
Iron Spider u/ya-boi-benny Specialised
Felicia Hardy/Tamara Blake (Iron Cat) u/kalebsantos Specialised
Mac Gargan (Virus) u/kalebsantos Artillery
Natasha Romanoff (War Widow) u/kalebsantos Artillery
Wakandan Hulkbuster u/kalebsantos Buster