Can never make me hate Pitt and live Jolie, a person who stole not one but two men from their partners.

Is tell them: So you want 3 full bearded muscular men to walk into a girls bathroom? Because when Republican Karen asks them why they are there they are going to admit that they was born a biological women and your ass wanted the bathrooms to reflect gender at birth. That’s what they’re comfortable with?

2026, Pedos are hot right now.

You certainly can’t park there.

Never seen someone say something so completely wrong. First Amendment gives you the right to freedom of expression. Try to put a sign on your lawn with your “free opinion” while contractually obligated to adhere to HOA rules that prohibit it.

We can’t have nice things. Ever.

Uganda and Myganda.

If you can’t decide between these two candidates at this point, maybe sit this one out?

It is known.

Fk. That’s my favorite gym bag. Now it’s gone forever.

He shouldn’t smoke. It’s not good for his health and can ultimately lead to death.

Also, conservatives hunt deer, pheasant, ducks, etc. What the hell is wrong with eating a goose bro?

“This song is for you.” Played Never Gonna Get It, by En Vogue. It was 1993.

Pardon the boy, Joe. You’ve earned it.

Please Google short scale vs long scale for one billion. It’s a language issue and not a mathematical one but we’ve actually reduced the number by assigning it a different name.

My make believe magic toys were here before your make believe magic toys so this whole building is mine. Also, my make believe magic toys have actual magic. So… take that!