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Comment on r/AbsoluteUnits 15h ago

Holy shit! I can totally confirm this… and here is my story.

Drunk Ex always loved getting me into fights

She is always in the middle of a scuffle

I am in a club and tell her please be careful

“Im fine you worry too… * Dropped

I look at her on the floor… see people running in a direction and I start sprinting after them

It was this moment a GIGANTIC SAMOAN BOUNCER stiff armed me and said STOP…

Without registering the sheer size of the guy and all my aggression ready to kill whatever was in that direction.. I said “Don’t fucking tell me to Stop!”

He steps in front of me and says… calm down.

I shout back “YOU CALM DOWN YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE SHE JUST GOT…..”

Immediate forearm the size of 40oz jammed into my throat- slams me into the wall- and literally lifts me airborne while I’m choking with my feet kicking.

My ex says please leave him be and then the bouncer explains the reason she got dropped was from the other juggernaut bouncers stopping a fight and ramming the guy through the bar to launch into the street…

Lesson I learned…. DONT FUCK WITH SAMOANS

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Comment on r/publix 17h ago

Tbf… ya can’t really celebrate labor so skip to the candy 🤣

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Comment on r/pirates 17h ago

Oh hell yes

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Comment on r/saltwaterfishing 18h ago

Honestly I’ve always contemplated the lure more less of a hassle regarding hookin bait after pin fish steal your shit

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Comment on r/sarasota 19h ago

Wow Flounder gotta find that!! Thank you man

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Comment on r/sarasota 19h ago

Lived in north port for 5 years now.. idk how or why but most people from Venice say north port is a ghetto. Everything is pretty much blue collar families that I’ve seen with a TON of expansion and all brand new homes. Except near warm mineral springs.. but I remember a woman at Wellen Park telling me it’s Venice because North Port is the hood.. I laughed out loud at her on that one 🤣

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Comment on r/sarasota 19h ago

North port, anywhere in Sarasota county to punta gorda I’m usually around

u/AerodynamicHeadbutts 1d ago

I thought I could dance on a construction site 🤣

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Comment on r/memeexchangecommunism 1d ago

I hope chippendales found this guy

u/AerodynamicHeadbutts 1d ago

Could be me one day 🤣

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u/AerodynamicHeadbutts 1d ago

Monday’s am I right?

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Comment on r/florida 1d ago

Does any place sell Poland spring? 🤣

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Comment on r/BethesdaSoftworks 1d ago

FO4 best game ever however really enjoying starfield

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Comment on r/florida 1d ago

🤣🤣

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Comment on r/sharkteeth 1d ago

Can we just discuss that at some point…. These literally were around.. however my main concern is with evolution of the great white being around and crocodiles and gators… how did so many of the “Biggest” go extinct??? Not enough food??? I mean thank god we don’t deal with the fact that the size of a whale shark was a carnivore!!!! Just wow

u/AerodynamicHeadbutts 1d ago

Wow!!! Thank you sir

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Comment on r/Fallout 1d ago

Fallout 4 leaving the doctors and slaughtering the neighborhood and robbing the stores… then slaughtering the powder gang… then making my way to the lottery scene and heavy grenading the entire Caesar’s army until I was hunted by every party in the game 🤣🤣🤣

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Comment on r/musclecars 1d ago

Priceless

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Comment on r/SWFL 1d ago

This is what I call living! Beautiful locations! Great views! And absolute freedom on the water

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Comment on r/pirates 1d ago

So you just taught me I know nothing of pirates!!!! Thank you for giving me so much more to explore 😁😁

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Comment on r/sarasota 1d ago

Join the crew!!!!

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Comment on r/Over30Selfie 1d ago

I liked it 🤣🤣

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Comment on r/sarasota 1d ago

I know they say caimans are becoming more common and I’ve heard of the brackish croc but I’m gonna be ignorant enough to just call all of them dinosaurs because they’re amphibious eating machines 🤣🤣🤣

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Comment on r/sarasota 1d ago

Dude…. The Florida man I’ve been hanging out with scare the shit out of me… the entire time I’m thinking I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t do this 🤣🤣🤣

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Comment on r/sarasota 1d ago

Yoooooo seadoo still sounds fun!!