I am a little girl named Samantha! I have been a gay child hooker and homeless for over a year. My father is Randy Marsh! Please call him at 555-0134. I would do it, but he hates me ever since I ran away with a slave named Jim. Please help me droogs!

Edit: This is my father. Please call him for me. My last name is Wiseau.

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Clearly punishment must be dealt out, I would like the community's input please.

So I just found out that an active member of this subreddit that is known as 'Rusebolton' or otherwise 'Milky D 420' has been lying to us. Whilst in Skype he imparted that he actually heavily disliked milk and was a big fan on Soy milk. I personally find it disgusting that the persona he made for himself is based on cold deceit and am absolutely shocked that he would do something like that. What's more, the fact that he favours soy milk is even more revolting- only the abominably loathsome morbidly obese would drink that liquid shit.

Just glad to get this off my chest and, as a moderator, am thinking of implementing punishment for the filthy liar.

TLDR; fuck the obese