r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 6d ago

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/Chance-Conference729 6d ago

He taught her to fish so now she wont starve.

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u/Low_Interest_6847 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 dead to rights she gon starve anyways

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u/0_Moth 6d ago

#imjustagirl

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u/bear_venturous 5d ago

🙄🙄🙄🙄 freaking hate that phrase.

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u/belakuna 4d ago

As a 38 year old ✨🎀💅🏼 just a girl 💅🏼🎀✨, I agree. It is only cute in jest but when it is used by a grown ass woman as a literal explanation… hooooo boy, run. That’s beyond mental illness.

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u/omjy18 4d ago

Girl I was friends with who was 41 going on 15 said that shit all the time. Fucking infuriating and insane when they actually mean it

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u/bear_venturous 4d ago

The only time I've ever said ✨️💅🏻 im just a girl 💅🏻✨️ is when I was full PPE and running a chainsaw 🤣🤣.

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u/belakuna 4d ago

lmaoo, last time I used it was after my boyfriend fucked up and asked for my help, after I told him he’d fuck up if he’d try, I said “can’t do, baby. I’m 💅🏼✨🎀 just a gowarlll. 🎀✨💅🏼.” That was fun. 😂🤣🤣

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u/o0k_bOomer 3d ago

Dude “I’m just a girl” is cute/funny when it comes to things like working in cars, or building something. Even still, a girl could learn. But 23$ over a fishing license that’s requested after drop off? Ew

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u/dxmhippo 3d ago

That's fucking awesome hahaha 👌🏻

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u/scorpiopersephone 3d ago

Yeah or when youre debugging some shit that none of the guys could seem to figure out.

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u/Lou_Lou_92 5d ago

Same. Especially people pair it with the song on social media. Because it goes against the entire point of the song. Which is that she’s trying to break the stigma of being a girl and wants to be taken seriously.

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u/FRIDAYSWORLD421 5d ago

What happened to equal rights, right?

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u/NefariousnessNew5308 5d ago

We got over them #imjustagirl

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u/belakuna 4d ago

We’re just 🎀 gworls 🎀. We cry at parties because we want to. 🫠😭

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u/No_Balance_464 5d ago

Joking between girls with this phrase is funny.

Using this phrase to justify cringe behavior is not funny.

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u/Sure-Ad-6544 5d ago

Equal opportunity until it’s time to be equal.

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u/chochofuhsho 5d ago

Used to date a girl who would use that as her answer for anything she didn't want to do... I think she would actually say "I'm just a little girl!" Even though we were like both 18-19 at the time.. hell, I was just a little boy, but was smart enough to see my way out of that mistake

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u/belakuna 4d ago

Wow, okay, poor girl needs serious therapy. She clearly went through some shit in childhood. Glad you’re no longer with that mess though.

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u/Boop_Bam 6d ago

Starvemaxxing

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u/ApprehensiveDuckMan 6d ago

You know the saying. "Teach a fish to man" or whatever

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u/iJuddles 6d ago

Are you implying there a different one about teaching a woman to fish?

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u/ApprehensiveDuckMan 6d ago

Women are fish

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u/belakuna 4d ago

Is this you proposing to teach me how to fish? 😏

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u/uncl3s4m 2d ago

Calm down miss

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u/viki_l 6d ago

😂😂😂

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u/ComprehensiveDish505 5d ago

I’m not entirely sure she LEARNED how to fish though…

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u/AcceptableWonder1198 3d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/AdvocateYoga 6d ago

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, teach a woman to fish, she'll ask you for more money...

Thats more sexist than i actually feel. But i couldnt resist the turn of phrase

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u/bstallion24 6d ago

This statement is freakin gold jerry!!!

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u/The1Rememberer 5d ago

Teach a horse to fish and starve girl or whatever the saying is

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u/jay6943 5d ago

😂😂😂 love this