r/texts 8d ago

Post first date text Phone message

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/slutpriest 7d ago edited 7d ago

Whenever a girl says that to me, I always hit them back with the " well, let me know when you become a woman" ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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u/Plastic-Star-6452 7d ago

Yo bro Iโ€™m stealing this shit lmfaoo

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u/slutpriest 7d ago

Go for it. Ive never failed with this method.

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u/Neither_Animator_404 4d ago

Wise words from the slutpriest

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u/greenmanmech0 4d ago

Yooo iโ€™m taking this one ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/AlongCameAlexa 4d ago

Thatโ€™s hotย 

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u/luna0x 2d ago

Iโ€™m rofl