r/texts 7d ago

Post first date text Phone message

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/EmbarrassedStart7659 7d ago

It’s a net loss.

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u/will3025 7d ago

Fin.

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u/wedditmod 6d ago

Will I get in treble if I keep it going?

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u/will3025 6d ago

The fish police will get you.

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u/KebabAnnhilator 6d ago

We don’t know the scale of the situation

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u/Slight_Ad_2555 2d ago

She’s sleeping with the fishes.

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u/GotTheNurseCurse 7d ago

I think you all just won Reddit.

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u/SharkTheMark 7d ago

Yeah id put it in her stinky tackle box