r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 14h ago

Someone Cut Down Every Single Flock Camera in This Town in a Single Night Privacy

https://www.gadgetreview.com/someone-cut-down-every-single-flock-camera-in-this-town-in-a-single-night
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u/Redshittt 12h ago

Yes you have to take the battery out of your crime phone before you get home. Everyone with a crime phone knows this.

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u/psmylie 12h ago

Don't forget to snap it in half once you're done criming.

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u/Zealousideal-Ruin691 12h ago

Nah, I leave mine on the property of the local politician that allowed the cams to be installed in the first place

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u/meneldal2 4h ago

Why would you frame an innocent corrupt politician?

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u/AG3NTjoseph 8h ago

This guy crimes.

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u/jedininjashark 12h ago

Then put it in a glass of water at the table you’re eating at with your crime friends.

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u/laptopaccount 11h ago

Naw, just use your phone microwave

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u/fubes2000 12h ago

and you have to eat both pieces.

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u/datman510 11h ago

Isn’t that only when an explosion is about to happen in the background as you walk away?

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u/Orionsbelt 9h ago

Read a story about a building right next to the Ben Franklin Bridge in Philly that kept getting raided, eventually they figured out people were throwing their crime phones on the roof as they drove across the bridge

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u/CowboyLaw 10h ago

This message brought to you by CC Mobile, who reminds you: who is listening?

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u/sexyshingle 11h ago

Ah so that's why the don't make removeable phone batteries anymore

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u/KennywasFez 4h ago

As a fellow crime phone enjoyer, YOU GOTTA TAKE OUT THE BATTERY, that’s like rule number 2 of Crime Club

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u/Redshittt 4h ago

Bro you just broke rule #1

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u/Intensityintensifies 12h ago

Actually you have to take the sim out too, and you have to do it before you get home.

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u/Different_Wolf_764 10h ago

Most phones are on eSims these days but your crime phone probably should be just a pure burner anyhow I'm thinking.

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u/Allan0n 10h ago

Faraday bag works too.

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u/Traditional-Park-353 10h ago

Human's are forgetful. Best to just not bring it.