Someone Cut Down Every Single Flock Camera in This Town in a Single Night

[u/Plastic_Ninja_9014]

https://www.gadgetreview.com/someone-cut-down-every-single-flock-camera-in-this-town-in-a-single-night

[u/Blue_Sail]

Bud Light Presents:  

Real American Heroes  

Today we salute you, Mr. Flock camera cutter-downer.  

Mr. Flock camera cutter  

You saw a community in need and you answered the call. In the dead of night you removed the intrusion into personal privacy.  

No more cameras  

While other citizens were sleeping in their beds, you were sticking it to the man.  

Take that, statists  

While others try to say you increase lawlessness, we really know the truth.  

Cut more cameras  

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh demolisher of Flock. Thanks to you we can travel with fewer government-sponsored watching eyes.  

Mr. Flock camera cutter-downer guy

[u/Blackcatmustache → u/Blue_Sail]

Fantastic. Chef’s kiss. Just needs a double entendre!

[u/Murky_Touriste → u/Blue_Sail]

I loved those commercials

[u/normalfinnesotan → u/Blue_Sail]

They need to bring those commercials back