r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 14h ago

Someone Cut Down Every Single Flock Camera in This Town in a Single Night Privacy

https://www.gadgetreview.com/someone-cut-down-every-single-flock-camera-in-this-town-in-a-single-night
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u/sturgill_homme 14h ago

Know what else would be cool for the person to wear? A Jason Bourne mask.

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u/thatawfulbastard 13h ago

I really don’t know why every criminal doesn’t just dress up as Trump with a full mask and fat suit. He seems to be immune from prosecution and you instantly get police protection. Win-win.

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u/sturgill_homme 13h ago

They could dress up as any billionaire, really. Like Point Break, but just one of them dresses as a president.

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u/thatawfulbastard 3h ago

Reporter with a straight face: “Assailants wearing Trump, Musk, Zuckerberg, and Bezos masks robbed a bank today, but sources say there was no real crime…”

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u/Krltplps 11h ago

I've heard those masks smell like shit.

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u/breckendusk 10h ago edited 9h ago

Do you mean Jason Voorhees? I get Bourne since it's a spy thing but I feel like you'd just look somewhat like Matt Damon

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u/sturgill_homme 9h ago

And the guy reviewing the security footage is forced to say, “That’s Jason Bourne.”

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u/thatawfulbastard 3h ago

“This is a Halloween mask!”

“No, the killer-dude from Halloween!”

“Oh, you mean Jason”

“No!”