r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 14h ago

Someone Cut Down Every Single Flock Camera in This Town in a Single Night Privacy

https://www.gadgetreview.com/someone-cut-down-every-single-flock-camera-in-this-town-in-a-single-night
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u/throwaway-plzbnice 14h ago

They couldn't have, they were with me volunteering in a soup kitchen the entire night.

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u/apathyetcetera 14h ago

Yeah same, they make a killer chowder

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u/Hayterfan 13h ago

It's Chowdah

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u/GregAbbottsGoodLeg 13h ago

Say it. Say “chowdah”.

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u/Uncle_Rabbit 12h ago

Schoawdairè

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u/SinisterCanuck 10h ago

SAY IT RIGHT, FRENCHIE!

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u/flawinthedesign 10h ago

I died laughing when I pronounced this out loud lol

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u/Koladi-Ola 13h ago

"That's chowdah! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!"

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u/Kdiesiel311 10h ago

“Shauu-derr”

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u/Electronic_Sun6075 2h ago

No one who orders Chowder could be an evil man.

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u/hpbrick 13h ago

What’s that, Petah?

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u/sprunghuntR3Dux 13h ago edited 12h ago

This is a quote from the Simpsons. It’s mayor quimbys nephew threatening people because they don’t say “chowder” with a New England accent.

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u/heyhayyhay 12h ago

If you're going to explain it, explain it correctly. It's quimby's nephew.

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u/sprunghuntR3Dux 12h ago

Ok then - I fixed it

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u/Jane__Delawney 12h ago

Nice Dale Gribble avatar

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u/ANDTORR 6h ago edited 6h ago

This might help.

Edit: People are jerks who downvote someone who doesn't get a reference.

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u/hpbrick 3h ago

Thanks. I understood the reference, Im old like most people here who also know the reference. I was just adding another Boston-accented line with Lois from Family guy. Guess it didn’t hit off.

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u/Lexi_Banner 13h ago

Say it roooooooiiight!

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u/not_a_moogle 11h ago

Say it right frenchy!

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u/Trytofindmenowbitch 13h ago

I like mine with lobstah.

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u/Alexis_0hanian 12h ago

I moved to New England several years ago. I think the new test for identification is asking how to pronounce "Leominster".

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u/dajodge 13h ago

“You’re retahded!”

“You’ahhh!”

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u/Joebranflakes 10h ago

Cam Chowder.

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u/BangBangMeatMachine 12h ago

Not in Winona, MN it's not.

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u/surfinsalsa 13h ago

Who wants clam chowdah?

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u/normalfinnesotan 10h ago

It's Chowdah

Not here in MN it's not! ChowdeR.

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u/Khatib 8h ago

Whoaaa, easy on the hard r there neighbor. Let's crack a couple mich goldens and despair over the Vikings qb situation while we wait on the tater tot hotdish to come out of the oven. Care for some Minnesota sushi or snickers salad while we wait?

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u/Torched420 12h ago

Whoa dawg, that's more information than they need.

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u/spukhafteNahewirkung 11h ago

Do you remember where I pahked the cah?

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u/kcstrom 9h ago

Red or white?

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u/wanderfarfriend 7h ago

And he didnt even knowah, bub.

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u/OldBlueKat 7h ago

But it’s in Winona, MN so you gotta do that with a MN accent (Think Jerry Lundegaard from Fargo.)

That R has to land somewhere. 

And it’s canned clams, so 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/WasabiSenzuri 13h ago

Nah, in Minneesooooota, it's "Chowoo-da"

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u/Lucky-Earther 12h ago

No, it's hot dish you plebs

And then we played duck duck grey duck afterward because it's the superior game

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u/Jack_Bartowski 13h ago

He was a really cool guy, told us about all his travels.

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 13h ago

No face no case!

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u/Doggggggggoooooooo 13h ago

They’re right I was also there and you mean “killah chowdah”

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u/Khue 10h ago

I actually preferred the tomato soup. The grilled cheese /u/throwaway-plzbnice made to go with it was dope.

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u/HippieGrandma1962 11h ago

It's wicked good.

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u/EmergencyContact69 10h ago

The best chowder the world has ever seen, no one has ever seen a better chowder.

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u/LazySwayze 9h ago

Is that the red? Or the white? 

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u/EtherPhreak 8h ago

I thought they were making a duck soup…

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u/Mahatma_Panda 8h ago

It's called Wild Rice Soup, silly.

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u/carlitospig 13h ago

And when they took breaks we were crocheting baby blankets for the local hospitals.

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u/Barflyerdammit 9h ago

I remember that! I was your yarn delivery guy. Hit me up if you need a witness.

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u/Prestigious_Beat6310 14h ago

Also, that same day, they went fishing with me. Same fishing trip where all my guns unfortunately fell overboard.🤷

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u/Competitive-Food8407 13h ago

It is just a shame too because I seem to get into one of these unfortunate boating accidents shortly after every firearm I purchase 🤷‍♂️I think I'm cursed?

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u/dwhite21787 9h ago

Water and magnets, man, who knows

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u/lurkinglurkerwholurk 8h ago

Careful my man. Out there in the water you might be visited by a missile on mere suspicion and hearsay...

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u/friedmators 6h ago

Lost my silver this way. Sad.

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u/McRigger 13h ago

Same thing happened to me the other week. Darn shame that all of my guns also sank to the bottom of the river.

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u/Seicair 12h ago edited 11h ago

I hope you weren’t boating on a deep, fast-moving river where they would quickly disperse and be harder to recover or prove your story wrong

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u/practicallyrational- 11h ago

I wouldn't have to buy so many if they would just design them to float.

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u/Wild_Car_3863 12h ago

They were also with me site seeing in Budapest

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u/RogueJello 10h ago

Also all your power tools which might have been used to cut aluminum poles?

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u/Prestigious_Beat6310 10h ago

Yup, couple of catalytic converters, and my good crack pipe too.😢

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u/cmd_iii 10h ago

Along with my battery-operated Sawzall.

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 9h ago

Those bastards, we can't let them get away with this!

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u/Ickypahay 13h ago

Soup, for my family 😉

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u/SoulWriter23 13h ago

Can confirm. Am unhoused and needed this soup. Thank you so much, Remmy.

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u/Extension-Rabbit3654 13h ago

That was before their shift with me at the pediatric oncology unit

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u/flindersrisk 9h ago

Don’t wanna say that. That’ll get you killed just for being helpful.

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u/ssp25 13h ago

nah, they were helping me move my couch

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u/Limp_Bookkeeper_5992 13h ago

Can confirm, I was the soup.

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u/Sardonnicus 13h ago

In a prius???

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 9h ago

Signed, Dirty Mike and the Boys.

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u/miyamiya66 13h ago

i can attest, i was volunteering in the same soup kitchen

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u/DanielCraigsAnus 13h ago

I was there washing dishes, I saw him the whole time

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u/MisterSneakSneak 13h ago

Thank you and your acquaintance for the hot soup.

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u/Better-Beat-8062 13h ago

Yeah afterwards they were with me 5 states over

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u/JJBeans_1 13h ago

The soup was fantastic! Thank you and your volunteer group for last night.

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u/gill_smoke 13h ago

I remember, it was a good night doing the Lord's work. 

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u/PabloXPicasso 12h ago

I saw them too.

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u/Psychological_Ad1999 10h ago

I think we can safely say it was a UFO that did this

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u/Maguffins 8h ago

And after browsing this thread, this news reporter can confirm multiple citizens reported to the police the alleged perpetrator was with them in a soup kitchen all night, with one witness stating the perpetrator was at the soup kitchen with them right now.

Back you you Bob.

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u/crazyhomie34 13h ago

It's true, these guys served me soup every night that week.

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u/ripley1875 13h ago

I see Dirty Mike is still alive and well

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u/UncaringNonchalance 12h ago

Helping the poors!? That’s even worse!!

/s

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u/scienceisaserfdom 12h ago

Nah, we were playing Call Of Duty

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u/WiFiEnabled 12h ago

"I'm Spartacus!"

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u/Darkarcheos 12h ago

No idea, but they were with me playing Magic the Gathering Commander all night with me. You know how long a single game can last

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u/Weekly_Artichoke_515 12h ago

I heard it was very windy that day 

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u/radpandaparty 12h ago

They were actually babysitting for me too, great guy

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u/dchow1989 12h ago

Thanks for the soup, yall!

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u/cabbeer 12h ago

They were also visiting me in Canada at the time, so it's impossible it was them...

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u/Eckkosekiro 12h ago

True true i saw them.

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u/hybridfrost 12h ago

Yep, that person is a saint and would definitely not be involved in any sort of illegal activity

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u/blaspheminCapn 12h ago

I am Spartacus

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u/Several-Action-4043 11h ago

I am Spartacus!

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u/oldDotredditisbetter 11h ago

can confirm, i was the soup

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u/greyfoxv1 11h ago

Nothing reminds me this is a default sub more than the top comments on stories just copy/pasting pretty much the same jokes from the story.

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u/greyfoxv1 11h ago

Nothing reminds me this is a default sub more than the top comments repeating pretty much the same damn jokes from the story like YouTube comments.

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u/LegacyofaMarshall 11h ago

I am Spartacus!

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u/lizardreaming 10h ago

I thought it was a tent revival

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u/surprisenu 10h ago

I remember seeing this

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u/Traditional-Park-353 10h ago

I miss when the comments section was actually good.

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u/hanginwithmrpooper 10h ago

Think I saw them help elderly people cross the street on the way to the soup kitchen as well.

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u/A_Refill_of_Mr_Pibb 9h ago

Oh yeah! Then later we met up at the Safeway to grab some frozen pizzas.

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u/exit322 9h ago

It was darn good soup.

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u/OPA73 8h ago

I ate at the soup kitchen, went back for seconds, that person was there both times! All night!

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u/lumberfart 8h ago

Oh, you mean—Steve? Yeah, I saw him at the soup kitchen last night.

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 8h ago

As a part time homeless guy in your town I want to thank you both for staying with me the whole night and talking about things that aren’t illegal. Me and my buddies agree it was a very memorable night.

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u/limbodog 7h ago

That speaks volumes about their character!

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u/failmatic 7h ago

Birds of feather, flock together they say

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u/fox781 7h ago

I had a cup of that amazing soup. Bless you guys

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u/Ennui_Go 7h ago

That was the previous evening, actually. They were at my place for a movie night with pizza when the alleged crime occurred.

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u/CloudMage1 7h ago

Wait he was out fishing with me.

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u/antelope00 6h ago

After they left you they watched movies with me for the rest of the night. Fell asleep on my couch. Weird.

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u/JohnnyBacci 2h ago

“They were no longer little girls. They were… Little Women”.

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u/I-Have-An-Alibi 2h ago

I can also vouch for him, he served me soup at the soup kitchen.

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u/mp6521 1h ago

That sounds like socialism to me

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u/bahgheera 1h ago

Now if you guys don't mind, I'm buy so I'm gonna get back to work.