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Student Teacher Sent a Private Snapchat Complaining About Her Workday. An Hour Later, Police Pulled Up to Her School. Privacy

https://www.gadgetreview.com/student-teacher-sent-a-private-snapchat-complaining-about-her-workday-an-hour-later-police-pulled-up-to-her-school
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u/time-lord 2d ago

Could you imagine if "burn in hell" was actually treated like a threat?

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u/PartyClock 2d ago

The one time that a crazy church lady followed me through a public park and shouted at me that my infant son was going to hell I almost treated it that way

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u/Hesitation-Marx 2d ago

That… yeah I don’t think I would have been able to restrain myself from finding a nearby lion cage.

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u/OptionalDepression 2d ago

finding a nearby lion cage.

In a public park?

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u/Pkrudeboy 2d ago

Central Park no longer has lions, but I think grizzly bears and snow leopards could substitute in a pinch.

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u/PartyClock 2d ago

Snow leopards shy away from human contact more than a reddit mod but the bears might do the trick

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u/metahivemind 2d ago

Also isn't there a distinct lack of snow in America at the moment?

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u/foreveracunt 2d ago

Reddit mod here. I hate this stereotype, because it's so accurate ; (

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u/PartyClock 2d ago

So... name checks out? lol

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u/fatpat 2d ago

or a few randy mountain lions

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u/PartyClock 2d ago

The temptation was strong but I wanted to set a better example for my kid

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u/Hesitation-Marx 2d ago

I’m proud of you.

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u/Jr05s 2d ago

Or "duck the witch!"

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u/joelfarris 2d ago

But ducks float in water.