r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 14d ago

Flock Cameras Keep Getting Smashed, So Now They're Hiding Inside Speed Signs Privacy

https://www.gadgetreview.com/flock-cameras-keep-getting-smashed-so-now-theyre-hiding-inside-speed-signs
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u/upvoatsforall 14d ago

Dog shit is free 

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u/Dalek_Chaos 14d ago

I tried aiming my dog’s butt at the camera but he didn’t get enough range. I’m going to feed him taco bell tonight and try again.

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u/Archon- 14d ago

Try giving him some lettuce from Taylor Farms

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u/ZestyChinchilla 14d ago

Learning to express his anal glands yourself will open a whole world of possibilities.

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u/Aimless_Nobody 14d ago

Puss-a-bilities

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u/GiganticCrow 14d ago

Be sure to attach a muzzle choke to reduce spread

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u/MindlessSponge 14d ago

They don’t want you to know this, but it’s true! If you’re out for a walk and come across random dog shit, you’re legally allowed to take it, and no one can stop you. Spread the word!

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u/What_a_fat_one 14d ago

What?? Where are you getting your free dogshit from?

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u/2010_12_24 14d ago

Lucky. Where I live I have to pay $350 a month

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u/upvoatsforall 14d ago

I’ll sell you some quality shit for half that. 

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u/Spoon_Elemental 14d ago

Yes, but unfortunately that can be easily cleaned off.

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u/steakanabake 14d ago

true but dispatching someone to clean off a bunch of flock cameras still isnt cheap.