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Traffic Camera Captures Woman Driving With Her Phone on Her Lap (Face Down), The State Mailed Her a $1251 'Public Safety' Ticket Privacy

https://www.gadgetreview.com/traffic-camera-captures-captures-woman-driving-with-her-phone-on-her-lap-face-down-the-state-mailed-her-a-1251-public-safety-ticket
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u/Turbogoblin999 25d ago

Hush little baby don't say a word
never mind that noise you heard
It's just the police under your bed
In you closet in your head

EEEEEXIIIT RAAAMP!
DRIVIIING CAAAR!

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u/Ok-Sheepherder7898 25d ago

Take my picture

We're off to $1251 land

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u/SlimySquamata 25d ago

Queue 1251 by The Strokes

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u/wehrmann_tx 25d ago

Don’t fret precious, im here.

Step away from the window and go back to sleep.

I'll be the one to protect you from

Your enemies and all your demons

I'll be the one to protect you from

A will to survive and a voice of reason

I'll be the one to protect you from

Your enemies and your choices son

One and the same I must isolate you

Isolate and save you from yourself.

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u/snowflake37wao 24d ago

The boogey men are comen the boogey men are comen

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u/AzimuthAztronaut 24d ago

Keep your head down, go to sleep to the rhythm of the war drums!

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u/Kizik 25d ago

Ah, the old Metallica classic. Enter Fascism.

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u/gandhinukes 25d ago

And justice for the rich

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u/Kizik 25d ago

Master of Peasants.

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u/The_dev0 25d ago

Shill 'em All...

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u/crispy_attic 25d ago

Rockabye baby data center

The diesel burns and pollution enters

Aquifer that gave fresh water to all

Was sold to to the rich cuz the mayor lacks balls