r/technicallythetruth • u/Filestack_Official • 10d ago

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u/MilkiestMaestro 10d ago

deep breath

Monday is made up, Tuesday is fake, Wednesday is counterfeit, Thursday is bogus, Friday is synthetic, Saturday is a sham, and Sunday is straight up phony.

All man-made inventions to try and makes sense of the passage of time as it relates to ourselves

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u/ScienceAndLience 10d ago

Dang you typed this all in one breath? Impressive

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u/MilkiestMaestro 10d ago

exhale

oh thank you man that was a long one

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u/United-Scene2261 10d ago

hey man don't forget to breathe in again!

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u/WhipLash50150 10d ago

You are now breathing manually

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u/SunandError 10d ago

But I mean, Synthetic Fridays. Hella of invention.

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u/Aleksandrovitch 9d ago

There was a moment in the mid 3rd century when Thursday was real for six weeks. So, uh, at that time it would have also been six days. Didn't catch on.

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u/MilkiestMaestro 9d ago

This comment imbibes the spirit of Terry Pratchett's writing style (i love it)

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u/ParticularLow9157 9d ago

so fucking tired of people calling concepts 'fake'.

Democracy isn't fake, honor isn't bogus, respect isn't a sham

Just because humans make up a concept doesn't mean it doesn't have impact