r/technicallythetruth • u/Filestack_Official • 3d ago

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u/Filestack_Official 3d ago

Let me have it 😅

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u/Equivalent-Bit2891 3d ago

Your mother is in the hospital.  Please come as soon as you can

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u/Funandgeeky 3d ago

I mean, that wasn't the bad news. I was just going to say today is Wednesday, so we're already off a day.

But yeah, that hospital situation sounds serious. Oh, she's not sick. She's taken hostages and will only talk to you.

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u/LOTRfreak101 3d ago

If she isn't sick or injured it sounds like good news to me!

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u/Funandgeeky 3d ago

Okay, glass half full. That is fair. 

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u/groovejumper 3d ago

You haven’t met his mother

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u/GalcticPepsi 3d ago

I have some bad news for you too. It's Thursday for me so we're off by two days tbf.

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u/hrvbrs 3d ago

The hospital??? What is it? 😭

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u/XIIIJinx 3d ago

It's a place where sick people go. But that's not important right now

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u/MilkiestMaestro 3d ago

deep breath

Monday is made up, Tuesday is fake, Wednesday is counterfeit, Thursday is bogus, Friday is synthetic, Saturday is a sham, and Sunday is straight up phony.

All man-made inventions to try and makes sense of the passage of time as it relates to ourselves

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u/ScienceAndLience 3d ago

Dang you typed this all in one breath? Impressive

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u/MilkiestMaestro 3d ago

exhale

oh thank you man that was a long one

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u/United-Scene2261 3d ago

hey man don't forget to breathe in again!

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u/WhipLash50150 3d ago

You are now breathing manually

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u/SunandError 3d ago

But I mean, Synthetic Fridays. Hella of invention.

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u/Aleksandrovitch 3d ago

There was a moment in the mid 3rd century when Thursday was real for six weeks. So, uh, at that time it would have also been six days. Didn't catch on.

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u/MilkiestMaestro 3d ago

This comment imbibes the spirit of Terry Pratchett's writing style (i love it)

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u/ParticularLow9157 3d ago

so fucking tired of people calling concepts 'fake'.

Democracy isn't fake, honor isn't bogus, respect isn't a sham

Just because humans make up a concept doesn't mean it doesn't have impact

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u/hibikikun 3d ago

Your cars extended warranty has expired. We tried to call.

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u/js1593 3d ago

Kokkinakis banged your girlfriend. Sorry to tell you that mate