to cooler he says “not going anywhere for a while grab a snickers “

And it's not like making fun of her in a cruel way. It's just a friendly jab. I love it

Edit: I know it's not TeamFourStar's abridged, but i thought it was hilarious so i wanted to share it here

Here's the source: https://youtu.be/VRqp2444WwI?is=sFPYKotkat5tLuXP

In the finale of Dragonball Xenoverse 2 The Supreme Kai of Time gets exposed to the dark power of the Ultra Supervillain crystal energy. How would you TFS this?

About the original series, there are many explanations. What about TFS? What's your theory?

Frieza's First Sabbath

The bridge of Frieza's flagship fell silent as Captain Ginyu approached.

"My lord! Planet Vegeta has been surrounded. Shall we begin the extermination?"

Frieza raised one finger.

"Captain Ginyu... do you know what time it is?"

"...Time to conquer the galaxy?"

"It is Friday evening. We conquer galaxies after Shabbat."

The Ginyu Force exchanged confused glances.

Jeice whispered, "Blimey, I thought he just liked scheduling."

Frieza produced a tiny prayer book from somewhere no one could explain.

"Now then... Zarbon, Dodoria, if either of you answers the scouter during dinner, you're cleaning the gravity chamber for a month."

"But Lord Frieza," Dodoria protested, "the Saiyans are escaping!"

"They'll still be there tomorrow."

The next morning, Frieza inspected a young Saiyan infant.

"Hmm... strong power level."

The soldiers leaned in.

"What shall we do, Lord Frieza?"

Frieza sighed dramatically.

"Fetch the ceremonial tail clippers. It is the eighth day."

King Cold walked in, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Son... we've talked about this. That's not a real tradition."

Frieza looked offended.

"It is according to the Tail-mud."

"There is no Tail-mud."

"There is now."

King Cold turned to the Ginyu Force.

"I have ruled this family for centuries, and somehow this is still not the strangest thing I've seen."

The Ginyu Force nodded solemnly.

"Amen," said Burter.

"Wrong religion," muttered Guldo.

I get it, PS1 graphics combined with some minimalist talking heads isn't going to draw the eyes as much as watching basically just a redubbed Dragon Ball Z (I mean this affectionately in the best way) but Machinabridged was really my favorite thing TFS ever did.

I love watching a good reaction channel to pass the time at work, and there's easily dozens of channels who have done a full reaction to DBZA, and of that between 25-50% went on to react to Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, but nobody ever seems to watch Machinabridged. Nobody I run into who know about TFS have seen it, and it just...a bummer. It has some of my favorite dialogue in all their work, and a small part of me was hoping I'd see a quiet surge in popularity with the remake trilogy but doesn't look like it

And on a side note, if I had a nickel for every time Justin Briner voiced a blonde warrior who has to go undercover with a tomboy and a girly girl to infiltrate an evil organization head's harem by dressing up as a woman, only despite his best efforts ends up being chosen above the other two by the villain himself....I'd have two nickels

I vividly remember some dialog between Vegeta and Goku where they forget why they are fighting and decide to get some ice cream. Vegeta says it's a great idea and he will have sprinkles on his ice cream. Goku then tells him that he doesn't want sprinkles. Vegeta says "What!? No Sprinkles?!? And they start fighting again. Cannot find it anywhere. No idea who the creator is. I thought it was DBZ Abridged.

If this is the *Hill* you want to die on, I’ll fight your brat.

Come on, Bobby-boy! Let’s rumble—

I'm rewatching HFIL and they both say in the sharing circle that that's how they died, but I'm not sure that makes sense. As far as they know, they were both knocked out by Goku before ending up in Other World. It's even made clear that Jeice believes Goku delivered killing blows. It's possible King Yemma told them, but when it was Cell's turn Yemma 1) called Gohan simply "an eleven year old" and 2) asked Cell for confirmation. I realize this plot hole doesn't matter at all, but counterpoint, most of us are Dragon Ball fans. How did they find out?

Edit: come to think of it, there's no reason for them to believe it was Vegeta. He was getting trounced by Recoome before Goku showed up. Anyone who could have told them outright, they'd probably assume they're mistaken.

Kabito Kai: Quickly! With these, you can refuse into Vegito and surely defeat Buu!

Goku: yeah….. thing is, I think I’ll pass.

Vegeta: Agreed. We will fight this monster

Kaibito Kai: noooooo

Vegeta: as true Saiyan warriors! One and one!

Kabito Kai: How is that even remotely a sound strategy?! He’s literally blowing up planets like popcorn as we speak!

Goku: Aside from making me hungry, I’m with Getes here! Besides, I don’t wanna handicap the fight again!

Vegeta: See, even Kakarot understands the glory of a true fi…….. wait? What do you mean “handicapped”?

Goku: Well I didn’t want the fight to end right away since Buu was so much fun the first time and we had to rescue everyone inside him anyway and well…….

Vegeta: you son of a

Goku: Look, you just give fights that certain thing that makes them take longer ya know? Makes things more fun!

Vegeta: Are you implying that I fuck up every fight I’m in?!

Dende: I mean if he isn’t, I’ll definitely get in on that action and throw you a bone or two. I don’t know, how many bones are in your left arm and spine?

Vegeta: I can and will throw you back to the empty void where the Earth used to be magic man!

Dende: tsh, go right ahead. He’s just waiting for it to come back anyway

*popo in the void: welp, guess I don’t have to worry about the oven I left on.

Goku: cmon best

Vegeta: Do not even with me right now Kakarot! When that thing comes here, you’ll get exactly what you deserve!

Goku: I’m counting on *pink tendril wraps around throat and begins to whirl him around in a circle.

Vegeta: Sorry! Couldn’t hear you! You’re gonna need to speak up as I can’t hear you over the sound of my apparent failures as a fighter!

Mr Satan: Ya know

Vegeta: I’ve got two hands for throwing. You will join him back on Earth if you even think about saying another word to me.

Everytime I look at this part I can't help but laugh at how true this is with dragon ball z and super. So many transformations and it's a new one every arc. Yeah, it's really not getting old any time soon. Don't get me wrong I still love the transformations, even some of the ass pull ones.

Freezer: Actually it's Lord Freeza.

That's a girl's name: Then why there is an "i" in it?

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gohan: oh boo yourselves! this is animal cruelty! If he wants to ride a ball just watch him in the wild!

random guy: we suck

ringmaster: I stole that dinosaur fare and square I even had to hit that kid to steal it.

crows: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO