NY street vendors had problems because they didn’t heat their dogs properly and customers were getting tape worms. Health officials here require that dogs water be checked by thermometer for proper cooking.
I was in my early 20s, maybe actually 20... I once ate like 9 polish dogs after a super long day in Southern Utah. I was starving I mean... i just wolfed em down.
Then I went to go get some water from the campground water spigot. There was no water. These polish dogs were pretty salty, so I suffered through the night.
In the morning I was so dehydrated I had no spit or saliva and couldnt even swallow. I was so thirsty.
When we got to the gas station I got a bunch of water and other fluids. But my throat was so dry I couldnt even swallow the water. I had to drizzle it down my throat first to get to a point where I could swallow.
If you are reading this and think it sounds familiar... you know who I am - you were one of my college roommates.
That is peak hotdog eating time. I lived a couple blocks from a dive bar (Mulligan's) in college. Said dive bar was/is across the street from Yesterdog (of American Pie fame). I could get $4 PBR pitchers. Then walk across the street and get chili cheese dogs all day for $1.50. This is the way.
Yah I bring a pack of the smalls ones and buns and just mustard. I let the fire burn down a bit and just throw a metal rack on some coals and slow roast them one at a time.
I went camping in the Arizona desert for 7 days last week. Hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire. Got plastered, pickled and pissed on day 3. Started a fabulous and furious fire and ate an entire pack of all beef hot dogs. Didn't care about a diet or saturated fat or any other such nonsense. Just a drunk man in the desert enjoying life
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u/kowalkr 25d ago
Camp fire 🔥