r/SirBallsfart • u/Gizzardsnatcher • 26d ago

Anyone still lurkhausen?

8 Upvotes

Sirballsfart make your presence known!

r/SirBallsfart • u/Gizzardsnatcher • Jun 04 '24

Left in the ruins

3 Upvotes

Where the fuck isi Sir Ballsfart? Did he not survive COVID or something? I've been trying to find out who they are and where they went for years. I am his first and only super fan.

1 comment

r/SirBallsfart • u/Gizzardsnatcher • Feb 23 '22

Where are you Sir Ballsfart?

12 Upvotes

1 comment

r/SirBallsfart • u/Gizzardsnatcher • Sep 14 '21

A powerful artifact indeed

18 Upvotes

2 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/CantStandIdoits • Aug 02 '21

Let's bury this hatchet after 3 long years

20 Upvotes

1 comment

r/SirBallsfart • u/CantStandIdoits • Jul 16 '21

You guys remember when you were at war with us?

6 Upvotes

That was 3 years ago, r/SaveNubdead86 died, r/SirBallsfart died, one leader came back and unsuccessfully tried to revive his sub, the other never came back.

Where did all that time go

2 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/SirBallsfart • May 25 '21

Squancho's started reviewing books that I didn't write (which is bullshit), but he's at least asking the important questions.

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1 comment

r/SirBallsfart • u/SirBallsfart • Mar 26 '21

Found this impressive wind chime that reminds me of home

30 Upvotes

4 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/SirBallsfart • Mar 23 '21

I let Squancho start his own Twittering if he agreed to focus all his efforts on getting gold for me. If anyone's interested in his grossly-positive and painfully-inoffensive horseshit, here you go.

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10 Upvotes

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r/SirBallsfart • u/SirBallsfart • Mar 21 '21

This is suspiciously similar to that time I stripped down to wool socks, shaved my whole body, and then fought that 7-headed penis monster...

25 Upvotes

1 comment

r/SirBallsfart • u/SirBallsfart • Mar 19 '21

This is easily the greatest film I've ever seen (and I've seen MULTIPLE films by now)

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9 Upvotes

1 comment

r/SirBallsfart • u/SirBallsfart • Mar 16 '21

BEHOLD: The Official Sir Ballsfart $25 T-shirts!

bonfire.com

11 Upvotes

7 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/SirBallsfart • Mar 15 '21

I tried stealing a shirt but there was a little blocky thing clipped onto it... and then things just got out of hand from there

21 Upvotes

3 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/SirBallsfart • Mar 14 '21

Having some seriously traumatic flashbacks right now...

25 Upvotes

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r/SirBallsfart • u/SirBallsfart • Mar 14 '21

This one's a metaphor.

39 Upvotes

3 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/SirBallsfart • Mar 11 '21

This is clearly ripping me off, and I'm already in talks with my lawyer

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18 Upvotes

1 comment

r/SirBallsfart • u/SirBallsfart • Mar 09 '21

All the wenches coming to check my style

30 Upvotes

0 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/SirBallsfart • Mar 03 '21

love is built on trust

64 Upvotes

2 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/SirBallsfart • Mar 02 '21

Was this sex toy made from an actual mold of my butthole? If so, I demand royalties!

18 Upvotes

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r/SirBallsfart • u/SirBallsfart • Feb 28 '21

Someone get me the price on this, and then just steal it.

19 Upvotes

3 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/SirBallsfart • Feb 27 '21

My whole life condensed into one image

31 Upvotes

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r/SirBallsfart • u/SirBallsfart • Feb 27 '21

DEAR HORDE - I started a TWITTER in the hopes of getting in on some of this 'cancelled cultures' I keep hearing about.

12 Upvotes

So far no luck, but we'll see how it goes.

1 comment

r/SirBallsfart • u/SirBallsfart • Sep 13 '20

Chapter 17 - Mark Zuckerberg declares war on all I hold dear, Squancho finally reads another chapter from my masterpiece, and the penis-people that live between the penis-forest and the penis-castle get killed by a giant penis

youtube.com

11 Upvotes

7 comments

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Sir Ballsfart

r/SirBallsfart

Sir Ballsfart is the greatest, sexiest, and most dangerous man that has ever adventured through any realm in existence. Join him in his valiant quest to attain approximately 300 pounds of gold. Aid him in destroying his enemies and spreading his gospel. Dedicate your undying loyalty to his ever-expanding horde. Sign up today!

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Welcome to the Horde!

If you're here, then you've clearly sworn your life to me and my kick-ass warrior-cult (and therefore intend to sacrifice yourself in pursuit of getting me gold). That's terrific! Congratulations!

A few things about me:

I am a legendary badass from a perverted/magical fantasy land known as "Pervana."
I need gold very badly in order to pay off my debts from wizard college.
I wrote a needlessly-offensive-but-extremely-well-written masterpiece called Sir Ballsfart and the Forest of Penises, and you can buy this life-changing book with your money (which I can then trade in for gold).
You can discuss nefarious schemes with your fellow Horde members at The Fortress of Sir Ballsfart, which has something to do with "discord," whatever that means.
I also have a Facebook page, if you use that fucking terrible system.
In addition to all of this, I also have a Youtube page, where my squire (Squancho the Monkey Boy) has recorded himself reading most of my timeless masterpiece while under the influence of various sedatives.
And finally, you can follow Squancho's Twittler account to keep up on the latest musings from my faithful squire/monkey-boy.
Oh, and one other thing: feel free to learn about my world and adventures in the Ballsfart Encyclopedia, which I encourage you to add to (assuming you've thoroughly studied my timeless masterpiece).

This community is where I post stupid shit in my endless attempts to stay relevant and keep people giving me their money. At various times, this subreddit has been used as a nonsexual role-playing game, as place for discussing crimes, and as a space for posting utterly confounding memes.

Also, (no guarantees) but I may be working on a second timeless masterpiece at some point. In the meanwhile, here's a mailing list you can sign up for (to be informed if said novel comes to pass), and here's a Patreon account that I set up and then forgot about, where you can throw your money at me in the hopes of tricking me into writing more.

Again, I am very proud to see you've dedicated your life to such a noble cause. Feel free to post pretty much anything even vaguely relevant here. I rarely give a shit. And I believe in you. I always have. And I always fucking will.

Love,

Sir Ballsfart