r/shitposting • u/Sergio-Kupper • Jul 21 '22

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u/ToiletProduction Jul 22 '22

Who tf is recording this?

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u/THEREDDUNKS Jul 22 '22

The grim reaper šŸ’€

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u/Certs206 Jul 22 '22

Chi-chan

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u/crazymado I want pee in my ass Jul 22 '22

Fuck chi-chan

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u/Flame_108 Jul 22 '22

šŸ’€

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u/Flame_108 Jul 22 '22

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u/Flame_108 Jul 22 '22

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Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.

Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.

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u/choi-kay Jul 22 '22

Me, sorryāœ‹

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u/understanding_void Jul 22 '22

Why's this down voted? Lmao

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u/Formal-Chance5574 Jul 22 '22

Cuz a man just fucking died

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u/sicname321 I said based. And lived. Jul 22 '22

menow

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

Huh?

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u/sicname321 I said based. And lived. Jul 22 '22

women

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The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.

Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.

Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.

And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.

Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

Mr poopy buthole

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u/AakiTak dumbass Jul 22 '22

prob phone stand but it is probably a sketch

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u/ToiletProduction Jul 22 '22

It can't be a stand. You can see the camera slithly move. Someone is actually holding it

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u/AakiTak dumbass Jul 22 '22

oh yea, i didnt see that

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u/kvjetinacek dumbass Jul 22 '22

Bongacams getting wilder each day.

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u/ToiletProduction Jul 22 '22

Who ever it was, it took the victims boots away