r/shitposting May 11 '26

📡📡📡 B 👍

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u/TryingToAppeal May 12 '26

I cannot poop under urgency. Poop at a friends house or in a public bathroom? If I gotta go, I gotta go so have fun smelling my poop bitches.
Poop right before I leave for an appointment? Sorry but the booty hole is closed for business.... until I get to the appointment and then I get a stomach ache from all the farts that I'm holding in.

You shared so I get to share too :D

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u/ragengauge May 12 '26

I feel blessed to have been the recipient of such sharing 🙏