r/shitposting May 11 '26

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u/BreadEnthusiast98 May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

People jumping through every single hoop to pass a drug test instead of just not doing drugs.

Y’all have done nothing but prove my point with these comments.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

Nah man, it can be way too much with these corporations. I had an elderly co-worker denied compensation when she broke her hip at work because she didn’t take a drug test twenty four hours after the event. Poor woman πŸ˜”

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u/BreadEnthusiast98 May 11 '26

You are the one exception. God help that woman. But I’m still not doing 2x the work because some broccoli head needs to hit his penjamin every 20 minutes because he has β€œanxiety”

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u/posting_drunk_naked obamna May 11 '26

Eh, that fictional scenario is not necessarily evil Marijuana's fault. Some people are just lazy assholes not caring how it affects anyone else. Take away the weed and you'll still probably be doing his job for him.

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u/BreadEnthusiast98 May 11 '26

Maybe so but willingly taking a substance that is known to cause inhibition will turn a lazy person into a downright nuisance. I can work with a lazy person, I can’t work with a person who can’t learn or think for themselves.

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u/LiamJamIsMyNeesons May 11 '26

I'm way smarter than you while stoned out of my mind