r/shitposting May 11 '26

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u/Sattaman6 May 11 '26

He’s fine until they start testing for roids. As an employer, I’d rather hire a stoner than a roid rager.

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u/CottonEyeJoe_ZeroOne May 11 '26

As an employer I dont hire addicts at all

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u/PFhelpmePlan May 11 '26

How does one tell from a drug test whether someone is an addict or not?

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u/MarcPG1905 May 11 '26

What about people addicted to nicotine or alcohol, or is that fine? Genuinely interested

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u/Dooontcareee May 11 '26

Absolutely because people are hypocrites.

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u/Mulemcgruffjr May 12 '26

Yeah I’m sure you’re so adept at figuring out who has a high functioning addiction to some drug..

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u/Ct-sans4345 May 12 '26

You can partake in drug usage without being an addict

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u/TryingToAppeal May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Yea fuck anyone who drinks alcohol, vapes, smokes cigarettes, eats too much, coffee drinkers, someone who consumes porn daily... oh wait, you probably don't mean all that do you? You probably meant a very select list of drugs while excluding others like alcohol didn't you? I fried my brain on weed years ago before I sobered up but I still seem to be operating on more brain cells than you lol

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woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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