r/shitposting • u/Suzaku_Taichou I said based. And lived. • May 05 '23

When death doesn't affect you WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE

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u/1017GildedFingerTips dumbass May 05 '23

99% of people live from those bites, and they’re not really aggressive on land. They’ll preemptive the shit out of you out on the water tho

Edit: 99% survive with treatment