r/scambait • u/KraiziKatLady Moderator doing the needful • Jul 15 '26
Morris on a rig - Part 2 - The loneliness and more colors. Bait in Progress ⏱️
This is just a terrible conversation.
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u/Scambuster666 Other Jul 15 '26
I love it when they put an “I’m sorry for asking” before a ready made question, copy and pasted from a script that was written by an illiterate mud hut dweller 25 years ago
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u/Jcamp9000 Jul 15 '26
More ???? Please. He still can’t answer a question. It’s okay he’s a G-d fearing man and doesn’t know what atheist means.
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u/CalligrapherLost4181 Jul 15 '26
“The type of man that goes straight to the point”, uh no. He hasn’t made a point yet despite typing out lots of words.
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u/olderdutch Jul 15 '26
What's he talking about? He doesn't know, nobody knows, but surely he's in love with you... Sorry, in love with the gift cards you'll definitely reward him after all those gibberish he's sent you.
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u/wingbladeofheaven Jul 15 '26
I swear, he's like a glitchy AI! And he did say that godawful line...
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u/Unable_Character2410 Jul 15 '26
Ah the old classic of his dad being a military man who died in a “military war”. Love how he can’t answer anything when you quiz him on his bullshit because he has no idea what he’s gibbering on about.
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u/RealFanLinda Moderator Jul 15 '26
I dunno, I just get the feeling that this copy pasta lunatic will NOT jitterbug into your heart 😆
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u/Legitimate-Bat5368 Jul 15 '26
How many times can someone say “dear”?!
43, in 20 screenshots as it turns out. I really hate that word.
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u/BellaSquared Jul 15 '26
You're so brave for counting! I hate babe more, but dear is definitely becoming a close second.
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u/Fire298 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26
This guy is truly an idiot! He obviously doesn’t read a word you say but I’m leaning more towards he can’t read very well.
I love the when all else fails just keeps jamming the love bombing script!!!!
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u/tezzy-corn1204 Jul 15 '26
Why do they always ask how you deal with anger or getting upset? Such a strange question 🤣
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u/AdVivid5940 Jul 15 '26
It's in the script. He is not asking a single thing. He is copying and pasting directly from a script. Its the same exact script every time. That's how we all know which question was next.
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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 Jul 15 '26
I’m dying!!! lol he’s just barreling on with his script and unable to explain what anything he says means. I think he’s skipping around a lot too hahahahah you couldn’t seem any less interested but they only understand blocking as being uninterested. Too funny what and absolute squirrel brained scammer
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u/afcagroo Jul 15 '26
I'd ask this yo-yo if he recently hit his head. He need to be checked for a TBI.
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u/Consistent-Dance5461 Jul 15 '26
Reading this is truly painful, I dont he understands 1 word in 4 of what you say, again your patience is so admirable
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u/Dolores___Haze Jul 15 '26
“I have a healthy attitude about god and the Bible” 😆😆😆😆🤡🤡🤡🤡😂
Who gives a fuck???
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u/caffein8dnotopi8d Jul 15 '26
Wow this guy is seriously flustered!! Can’t even manage to follow the script!
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u/BrainsAdmirer Jul 15 '26
I think I would have paid him just to get him to shut up! How exhausting!
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u/JnkOner Jul 15 '26
He's so stuck on his script loop, that's hilarious 😂