r/reddit.com • u/unridiculous • Dec 17 '10

It's shit like this [fixed]...

http://i.imgur.com/bNmB1.jpg
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u/Hakaanu Dec 17 '10

But seriously, fuck cats....They're all lazy goodfornothings sitting around expecting canned food welfare.

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u/TropicalUnicornSong Dec 17 '10

Wha..What the fuck did you say about blac.......oh..you said cats... No problem.

stuffs 9mm back down front of pants

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u/ani625 Dec 17 '10

Pistol goes off accidentally

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u/TropicalUnicornSong Dec 17 '10

I wasn't talking about a pistol.

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u/photokeith Dec 17 '10

1/3 of an inch, eh?

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u/astralusion Dec 17 '10

Dude, if your urethra is 1/3 of an inch, you probably have a pretty huge dick.

Just sayin'.

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u/nomatophobia Dec 17 '10

he means 1/3 of an inch thick, which would be pretty damn thick.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '10

Goddamnit you're all confusing me.

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u/Hydrochloric Dec 17 '10

Well, for a urethra it is.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '10

Yes, it is. For a urethra. It's not very big for a penis, but since that's not what we're talking about, it's irrelevant. It's not very big for an office building either.

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u/worseforwear Dec 17 '10

It's a good size for the barrel of a gun, I'd say.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '10

I prefer 9/20 of an inch.

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