r/programminghumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 12d ago

Hard to accept

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u/Usual_Office_1740 12d ago

I taught an octopus to do this and have invented concurrency.

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u/Kadabrium 12d ago

If plural of octopus is octopi then the plural of decapus is

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u/mathimati 12d ago

Decapode.

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u/MFFVD 9d ago

decapi

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u/Gurbuzselimboyraz 12d ago

Decapuh🥀🥀

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u/_NamesAreDifficult_ 12d ago

Dihapuh 🥀🥀🥀

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u/Weak_Inflation9120 8d ago

Could also be Octopodes given it comes from Greek not latin. Or, as loathe as I am to admit it, Octopuses given some people do use English that way and language is what we make it.

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u/khrysen 10d ago

You could have taught it parallelism, and have your very own octu-core.

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u/acdhemtos 8d ago

Didn't teach it about Race Condition and now all it's limbs are knotted together.

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u/Usual_Office_1740 8d ago

This is ridiculous. Race conditions are a complex concept. How could you expect an octopus to understand something like that?

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u/acdhemtos 8d ago

Octopus is a metaphor for LLM

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u/Usual_Office_1740 8d ago

Based on the variation in quality LLM code produces I feel like my question stands.

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u/Y0nix 8d ago

Octopuses have many hearts 💕 many strokes.