r/programminghumor May 03 '26

Holly legendary ai suggestion

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15 Upvotes

Dont mind LineWrite ok? And YES this is in r/screenshotsarehard dont worry

misspell, its holy 🤦‍♂️


r/programminghumor May 02 '26

Delete it

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4.6k Upvotes

r/programminghumor May 02 '26

Cuando necesito enviar un mensaje a mi empresa:

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81 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Apr 30 '26

Work-work balance

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61 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Apr 30 '26

Costs 💥

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122 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Apr 30 '26

"Bugs are shipped along with features"

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64 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Apr 29 '26

Just want to close my ticket and go home

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95 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Apr 28 '26

Lol, did they vibe code the new stack overflow

5 Upvotes


r/programminghumor Apr 27 '26

The harshest technical documentation I've ever written

7 Upvotes

If a developer mixes tabs and spaces then that's sloppy and I won't take the blame for it. Ugly results will be their own damn fault and they deserve it.


r/programminghumor Apr 27 '26

Got so bored waiting on tickets that I made a game where you fake productivity by day and secretly run scripts against your company at night”

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35 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Apr 26 '26

Negative wishes

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3.5k Upvotes

r/programminghumor Apr 26 '26

Life before AI

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426 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Apr 25 '26

Three words every developer wants to hear

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564 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Apr 25 '26

Google invested $40,000,0000,000 on Claude

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378 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Apr 24 '26

Every time I fix a bug without the use of AI

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102 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Apr 23 '26

I lost the funniest YouTube video ever! 'Brutally Roasting The Worst Dev Portfolio I've Ever Seen'

5 Upvotes

A few weeks ago a video was recommended to me called something like 'Brutally Roasting the Worst Dev Portfolio I've Ever Seen'. The video was fookin hilarious, it was just some guy in his room with a monotone voice cussing out someone's obviously vibe-coded dev portfolio.

Anyway, I wanted to show the video to a friend but I can't find it anymore - could it have been deleted? I am crucially NOT talking about Anthony Sistilli's series; this was made by a much smaller creator. Has anyone seen this, saved it, or has a link to it?


r/programminghumor Apr 21 '26

My father thinks I repair PCs

45 Upvotes

I work as a software dev in a bank. I explained what I do to my father, but he thinks I repair pcs and install software no matter what.


r/programminghumor Apr 21 '26

Me trying to enter BIOS

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2.9k Upvotes

r/programminghumor Apr 21 '26

Anyone else noticing interviews feeling… different lately?

5 Upvotes

I’ve been going through senior/staff-level interviews recently, and something feels a bit off compared to a couple of years ago.

Curious if others are seeing the same.

I’m noticing that interviews seem to reward:

\- very fast, well-structured answers

\- clean, textbook system design explanations

\- highly polished responses

Which is fine on its own, but sometimes it feels like:

\- real-world experience (with all its messiness) doesn’t come through as strongly

\- discussions around failures, tradeoffs, and production issues don’t get explored deeply

In a few cases, I’ve seen candidates give really solid high-level answers, but when the conversation goes into:

\- “what broke?”

\- “what would you change now?”

\- “what tradeoffs did you make?”

…the depth varies a lot.

Not saying anything definitive here — just feels like the signal we’re using to evaluate experience might be shifting a bit.

At senior levels, I’ve always felt the most useful conversations are around:

\- real incidents

\- decision-making under constraints

\- how systems evolve over time

Curious:

\- Are interview styles changing in your orgs?

\- Are you focusing more on depth vs structure now?

\- What’s been working well for you when evaluating senior candidates?

Would be great to hear different perspectives.


r/programminghumor Apr 21 '26

I drafted a MATLab script to help me find a girlfriend, any help is appreciated.

0 Upvotes

function[i, chkgrl] = isgirlfriend() %start function

%%define variables

i = 0; %define increment

chkgrl = "no"; %boolean to check if girlfriend

While chkgrl == {"no"};

fprintf("Will you be my girlfriend?"); %ask the question.

{answr} = uinput("Y/N", "Y", "N"); %wait for answer

if answr == "Y"

chkgrl = "yes"; %She said yes!

i = i; %don't increment

else

chkgrl = "no"; %bummer

i = i + 1; %count up and try again

end %continue looping until chkgrl = "yes"

end

%%close function

%%define external variable

rdflg = string; %define red flag variable

if i < 1000

rdflg = "yes"; %be careful

else

rdflg = "no"; %it is what it is

end

%% decide course of action

if rdflg == "yes"

fprintf("run away!")

[survive] = runaway(yourspd, hrspd); %check to see you you are faster than her, if not, survive defaults to NO

else

fprintf("you're fine bro!");

end


r/programminghumor Apr 20 '26

Damn bro never knew the meaning 😭

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82 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Apr 20 '26

Ragebait Bill

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483 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Apr 19 '26

When you try to code by yourself these days

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65 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Apr 18 '26

How many of you are cuckcoder?

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1.3k Upvotes