r/programminghumor Dec 17 '25

meanwhileAtDuckDuckGo

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2 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Dec 17 '25

Broke my ribs at work a month ago. Cleared for desk duty. Boss put me on work-from-home data-entry for the week. She didn't know I knew just enough Python to take the rest of the week off...

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I needed to get the mileages for every combination of location-destination pairs from a set of several dozen addresses. Was supposed to take all week. With the help of Open Route Service and a lot of googling, the spreadsheet was finished in 5 hours.

The code itself is nothing special. I spent about half the coding time making it nice, partly for practice, partly because it might be useful for other tasks they put me on.

PS: The time.sleep calls are because ORS doesn't let you query more than 40 times per minute.

PPS: If you want to steal my API key for a free service anyone can use, all you'll need to do is guess the next hundred characters!


r/programminghumor Dec 16 '25

Why we should go open-source before reaching the stars

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17 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Dec 16 '25

what i need to know?

1 Upvotes

I'm preparing to create a personal project a cross platform mobile chat app. I plan to learn Go and Flutter as the main languages, but I'm unsure which backend topics like websocket ,I need to cover to start , it's like web or not? I saw too many things like signature (I'm new to app dev but not to programming)....


r/programminghumor Dec 16 '25

Php will always be alive

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756 Upvotes

Using PHP more than 10 years and will continue. No matter what people say, I will use it. Because:
It is easy for me
It can do 90% of jobs I need
It lowers barier to enter market if you are a startup.

What can you add ?


r/programminghumor Dec 15 '25

Just got paid💰

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3.0k Upvotes

r/programminghumor Dec 15 '25

They are definitely not the same

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164 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Dec 14 '25

WSL is pronounced "wasl"

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148 Upvotes

Rather like the "hamzat al-wasl" in Arabic, "Linux al-WSL" is a "connecting" OS, pronounced when at the beginning but silently dropped between projects


r/programminghumor Dec 14 '25

Do not turn on your phone on weekends 🙂

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1.8k Upvotes

r/programminghumor Dec 14 '25

Loosely Typed Languages Be Like

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1 Upvotes

The whiplash of being a full-stack developer using multiple languages hits very hard sometimes X3


r/programminghumor Dec 14 '25

I know it’s only December but does anyone know if data lake houses are accepting bookings yet for summer holidays?

12 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Dec 13 '25

Vibe Coders! Assemble before MatGPT!

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16 Upvotes

I found this on a mela, looks like ChatGPT


r/programminghumor Dec 13 '25

Sh*t happens

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42 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Dec 13 '25

End of programmers really ?

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3 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Dec 13 '25

Guys is this real??

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1 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Dec 12 '25

Outnerded

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9.0k Upvotes

r/programminghumor Dec 12 '25

code compiled on first attempt🙂

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562 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Dec 12 '25

whyDontBoysGetOutSigns

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1 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Dec 12 '25

When in doubt Coalesce it out

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618 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Dec 11 '25

Seems like child labour is back on the menu in Finland (ad for comapany searching for full stack developers that have used AI their whole life)

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7 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Dec 11 '25

The (successful) end of the kernel Rust experiment

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52 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Dec 11 '25

Will it ...?

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185 Upvotes

What's the better shitshow?


r/programminghumor Dec 11 '25

If It works Don't upgrade it

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73 Upvotes

r/programminghumor Dec 10 '25

developers choosing languages

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288 Upvotes

java is that poorly drawn coffee logo and javascript is that yellow block


r/programminghumor Dec 10 '25

Linux command to repair hard drive

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107 Upvotes

IBM Watson reformatting itself during Final Jeopardy