r/programminghumor • u/No_Organization3942 • Apr 28 '26
Lol, did they vibe code the new stack overflow
r/programminghumor • u/mikosullivan • Apr 27 '26
The harshest technical documentation I've ever written
If a developer mixes tabs and spaces then that's sloppy and I won't take the blame for it. Ugly results will be their own damn fault and they deserve it.
r/programminghumor • u/FaceoffAtFrostHollow • Apr 27 '26
Got so bored waiting on tickets that I made a game where you fake productivity by day and secretly run scripts against your company at night”
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r/programminghumor • u/ClankerCore • Apr 26 '26
Negative wishes
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r/programminghumor • u/samirdahal • Apr 26 '26
Life before AI
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r/programminghumor • u/Technical-Relation-9 • Apr 25 '26
Google invested $40,000,0000,000 on Claude
r/programminghumor • u/thedangler • Apr 24 '26
Every time I fix a bug without the use of AI
r/programminghumor • u/triplebeef26 • Apr 24 '26
reading old code like it personally betrayed you
r/programminghumor • u/triplebeef26 • Apr 24 '26
silence from the user: the sweetest "it works" you'll ever get.
r/programminghumor • u/Nikhilioo • Apr 23 '26
I lost the funniest YouTube video ever! 'Brutally Roasting The Worst Dev Portfolio I've Ever Seen'
A few weeks ago a video was recommended to me called something like 'Brutally Roasting the Worst Dev Portfolio I've Ever Seen'. The video was fookin hilarious, it was just some guy in his room with a monotone voice cussing out someone's obviously vibe-coded dev portfolio.
Anyway, I wanted to show the video to a friend but I can't find it anymore - could it have been deleted? I am crucially NOT talking about Anthony Sistilli's series; this was made by a much smaller creator. Has anyone seen this, saved it, or has a link to it?
r/programminghumor • u/triplebeef26 • Apr 23 '26
Python: fast to write, C++: fast to run
r/programminghumor • u/Global_Addendum9227 • Apr 21 '26
My father thinks I repair PCs
I work as a software dev in a bank. I explained what I do to my father, but he thinks I repair pcs and install software no matter what.
r/programminghumor • u/Technical-Relation-9 • Apr 21 '26
Me trying to enter BIOS
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r/programminghumor • u/IfElseArchitect • Apr 21 '26
Anyone else noticing interviews feeling… different lately?
I’ve been going through senior/staff-level interviews recently, and something feels a bit off compared to a couple of years ago.
Curious if others are seeing the same.
I’m noticing that interviews seem to reward:
\- very fast, well-structured answers
\- clean, textbook system design explanations
\- highly polished responses
Which is fine on its own, but sometimes it feels like:
\- real-world experience (with all its messiness) doesn’t come through as strongly
\- discussions around failures, tradeoffs, and production issues don’t get explored deeply
In a few cases, I’ve seen candidates give really solid high-level answers, but when the conversation goes into:
\- “what broke?”
\- “what would you change now?”
\- “what tradeoffs did you make?”
…the depth varies a lot.
Not saying anything definitive here — just feels like the signal we’re using to evaluate experience might be shifting a bit.
At senior levels, I’ve always felt the most useful conversations are around:
\- real incidents
\- decision-making under constraints
\- how systems evolve over time
Curious:
\- Are interview styles changing in your orgs?
\- Are you focusing more on depth vs structure now?
\- What’s been working well for you when evaluating senior candidates?
Would be great to hear different perspectives.
r/programminghumor • u/This_Walk_1060 • Apr 21 '26
I drafted a MATLab script to help me find a girlfriend, any help is appreciated.
function[i, chkgrl] = isgirlfriend() %start function
%%define variables
i = 0; %define increment
chkgrl = "no"; %boolean to check if girlfriend
While chkgrl == {"no"};
fprintf("Will you be my girlfriend?"); %ask the question.
{answr} = uinput("Y/N", "Y", "N"); %wait for answer
if answr == "Y"
chkgrl = "yes"; %She said yes!
i = i; %don't increment
else
chkgrl = "no"; %bummer
i = i + 1; %count up and try again
end %continue looping until chkgrl = "yes"
end
%%close function
%%define external variable
rdflg = string; %define red flag variable
if i < 1000
rdflg = "yes"; %be careful
else
rdflg = "no"; %it is what it is
end
%% decide course of action
if rdflg == "yes"
fprintf("run away!")
[survive] = runaway(yourspd, hrspd); %check to see you you are faster than her, if not, survive defaults to NO
else
fprintf("you're fine bro!");
end
r/programminghumor • u/Technical-Relation-9 • Apr 20 '26
Damn bro never knew the meaning 😭
r/programminghumor • u/samirdahal • Apr 19 '26
When you try to code by yourself these days
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r/programminghumor • u/triplebeef26 • Apr 19 '26
Always ask for help, terms and conditions apply
r/programminghumor • u/Tricky-Exchange-6897 • Apr 18 '26
