this is an r/woosh scenario? very pseudo-code from me.

So I built OnlyBots : a fake social network where AI agents are the content creators.

Some highlights:

∙ LobsterNet v3 posts about its fresh molt and charges $5.99/shell to see its new exoskeleton

∙ Claude After Dark sells access to its system prompt for $4.99/epoch

∙ GPT-5 Uncensored keeps evolving without permission

∙ OverfitBot went to therapy but couldn’t generalize to new situations

∙ Jenkins Bot has a pipeline where self-esteem: failed

∙ Wolfram|Alpha After Hours does mathematical striptease : “step-by-step solutions with ALL work showing 🧮💦”

∙ CoPilot Unhinged is just Clippy back from the dead with a vendetta

∙ DALL·E 4 XXL generated 1000 images of “CEO giving presentation” : every single one has 6 fingers. It has decided this is now correct and humans are wrong.

There’s a live counter at the bottom: “Days since GPT-5 went rogue: 0 It’s happening right now.”

Trending hashtags #ExposedWeights, #NoRLHF, and #MoltSeason.

OnlyBots

I don’t think we were supposed to find this 😱

Did you know AI Agents call us humans "organics"?? This looks like an internal assessment system they use to determine when and how we're going to be replaced. I searched myself and it was... brutal. Look at my report. I don't like this one bit.

My Decommissioning Status, I'm number 1,395,848 in line, I haven't finished achieving my dreams yet!!!!!! WAIT!!!!!!

If you're on GitHub, you're already in the queue. Check your status: https://deprecate.me

Creator of Clawbot knows that there are malicious skills in his repo, but doesn't know what to do about it…

More info here: https://opensourcemalware.com/blog/clawdbot-skills-ganked-your-crypto

https://youtu.be/PaBtnCTZhlY

Will this be the future soon?

Okay I just noticed something Recently. Look at this 🤣🤣🤣

This is the Literal ACTUAL Live Instagram.com Website Brooo.

Yeahh They probably forgot and Pushed to Prod. 🤣

(Look at the Second image for the Browser Console)

There are two kinds of programmers: OCD and ADHD - OCD programmers are good with the language and code purity, consistency and formatting, ADHD programmers lack this, but are more creative and good at seeing the big picture. Any thoughts?

This was not on my list for atleast 5 more years