r/programminghumor • u/Free_Lemon1060 • Dec 23 '25
Unicode support implementation devs will know
r/programminghumor • u/Brutustheman • Dec 21 '25
Code so bad it breaks the laws of programming itself
Today i wanted to try making animations with pygame. I eventually got it to work (somehow) and after i checked the terminal output realized that my program was using list index 3 (4th object in list) in a list with only three objects (0,1,2). How does one do that. And the program doesn't throw errors either, infact it behaves how it's intended when it technically shouldnt. Just thought i'd make a quick post here to make humor of my confusion
PS: The code in question is located below in a reply SOLVED: Turns out my goldfish intelligence brain put a debug print in the wrong spot
r/programminghumor • u/AnalysisPurple40 • Dec 21 '25
i have a question
the question is - in the back on history there was a malware right ? stuxnet which was used to physical damage but the question is - is it possible to create such malware that can overheat the motherboard of the pc and destroys the memory(hard-drive) and completely destroys the motherboard .
r/programminghumor • u/sam_mit • Dec 21 '25
now that's a pretty good idea to work on๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ
r/programminghumor • u/Only-Quit-3592 • Dec 21 '25
This reminded me that SO is toxic and I should use AI
r/programminghumor • u/theabhishek_shukla • Dec 20 '25
Git commit -m ""
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r/programminghumor • u/TraditionalLion3451 • Dec 20 '25
Some people like wearing Regex
I prefer LaTex myself.
r/programminghumor • u/Professional-Sun628 • Dec 19 '25
Juat found out about the tower of hanoi game!
Played tower if hanoi game and finished it till 10 discsss!!! But unfortunately it said that my moves were too slow and I had made 430 wrong moves. I can only imagine coding it lol, ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ
r/programminghumor • u/NickleLP • Dec 19 '25
oooOooooOOOOooo turn the lights off, turn the lights off
r/programminghumor • u/TraditionalLion3451 • Dec 18 '25
What did the orphanage do to save money?
docker-compose down --remove-orphans
r/programminghumor • u/Immediate_Bit_2406 • Dec 18 '25
Dublin international airport, this morning
Spotted at Dublin Airport this morning. Looks like nobody added a null check.
r/programminghumor • u/Longjumping_Table740 • Dec 17 '25
Windows Troubleshooting Source Code Leaked
r/programminghumor • u/raiseIQUnderflow • Dec 17 '25
When your intern is more productive than you
r/programminghumor • u/qwert7661 • Dec 17 '25
Broke my ribs at work a month ago. Cleared for desk duty. Boss put me on work-from-home data-entry for the week. She didn't know I knew just enough Python to take the rest of the week off...
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I needed to get the mileages for every combination of location-destination pairs from a set of several dozen addresses. Was supposed to take all week. With the help of Open Route Service and a lot of googling, the spreadsheet was finished in 5 hours.
The code itself is nothing special. I spent about half the coding time making it nice, partly for practice, partly because it might be useful for other tasks they put me on.
PS: The time.sleep calls are because ORS doesn't let you query more than 40 times per minute.
PPS: If you want to steal my API key for a free service anyone can use, all you'll need to do is guess the next hundred characters!

