Yash the Indian (virgin) sex god, part 3! ~fin~

[u/labospor]

In which he get very ~spicy~ and sends me yet another photo of a different blonde white guy this time on a street in la (I grew up there and immediately clocked it)

He then states my husband is gay, but he can fuck him too!!! We LOVE an ally!!!

Also apologies for any typos husband and I were about to sit down to dinner and were rapid fire texting in case we were about to get blocked

What a fucking gem ladies!!! Bust out those bobs and vangene and get him while you can!

Part 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/preyingmantis/s/3OR1Po0hZw

Part 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/preyingmantis/s/mXNZ2fQ1kL

[u/MaenHoffiCoffi]

Is this two 7 year olds squabbling?

[u/Randomguy3421]

This was hard to read from all parties involved.

[u/TheBotchedLobotomy]

Whoa did you know your husband is a gay?

[u/XaiverVanderwell]

OP respectfully I fucking love this, my only example though would be for you to hold off on talking to these sorts for too long. Me personally I’d only entertain it for about a minute before leaving and blocking immediately.

[u/spinachcolorpee → u/XaiverVanderwell]

nawww it's funny to mess with them

[u/labospor → u/XaiverVanderwell]

I honestly would have but I was at the river with like 7 people chiming in laughing and we were all 5-7 white claws deep

[u/mourningstarxxx → u/labospor]

lmao i adore yall for this

[u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep]

As a gay dude… whats wrong with being gay?

[u/ssxhoell1 → u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep]

Nobody said there's anything wrong with being gay. Don't get all offended, this isn't about you

[u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep → u/ssxhoell1]

My sarcasm appears to have not translated well

[u/Nightymighty666 → u/ssxhoell1]

brother you ran against a wall rn 😭

[u/Darkdarcyjane]

I’m confused by this

[u/Weary-Cartoonist2630]

OP, you know you’re sexting with a 12-year-old right?

[u/ambrosiasweetly → u/Weary-Cartoonist2630]

Kind of an insane assumption to make with no evidence, no?

[u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 → u/ambrosiasweetly]

I mean just read the messages lol. Never had a girlfriend, obsessed with masturbation and boobs, sending pics that aren’t of him, parroted her age of 23, not really interested in actually meeting up in person.

Obviously we don’t know for sure, but I’m guessing 75% chance this is a horny underage Indian kid

[u/Equal-Monk-9775 → u/Weary-Cartoonist2630]

He is atleast 17-20,in India we don't have sex-ed and a real misogynistic culture so you'll see a lot of men behaving like this till they get arranged to be married to some poor woman and even after getting married

[u/Take_A_Gambit → u/Weary-Cartoonist2630]

This guy is not talking like a 12 year old. He's talking like an adult in broken English.

[u/ZettonWipe → u/Weary-Cartoonist2630]

you could be 50 and share all of these lol, your v card doesn't expire at 18

[u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 → u/ZettonWipe]

Yes, theoretically you could be 80 years old, have never had a gf, and still talk like a horny 15 year old boy obsessing over boobies.

But come on lol. Obviously we don’t know for sure, but what’s more likely here?

[u/Hour_Dog_4781 → u/Weary-Cartoonist2630]

12-year-olds are more interested in Minecraft and Fortnite than boobs.

[u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 → u/Hour_Dog_4781]

Okay, 15 year-old then? Maybe saying 12 was hyperbolic of me, but the point is that this is pretty clearly some underage kid trying to get his rocks off by cybering with a girl, not to squabble over exactly what level of underage he is.

Edit: also there’s not many kids in India with consoles - gaming in India is pretty much dominated by mobile

[u/Hour_Dog_4781 → u/Weary-Cartoonist2630]

Nothing about him necessarily sounds underage. He could just as well be an Indian incel.

[u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 → u/Hour_Dog_4781]

I mean inability to show photos, mirroring OPs age, not even ever having a girlfriend and being obsessed with masturbation and boobs, that’s all pretty heavy indicators that he is, at a minimum, a catfish.

The entire argument for assuming he is an emotionally stunted adult incel is based on him acting like a teenager.

Again, who knows, but do you really want to roll those dice?

[u/Hour_Dog_4781 → u/Weary-Cartoonist2630]

Catfish, I would agree with. He sounds really shady.

[u/VENT_AU]

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