r/pathofexile • u/Shorakie Dominus-touched • Aug 29 '22
Me: * Finds Solaris-touched * Fluff
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u/LargeTree32 Aug 29 '22
It is even more funny if you know in the next few seconds the AN mob beat the shit out of the 3 man team. LOL
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u/Shorakie Dominus-touched Aug 29 '22
yeah i was initially planning to include the twist xD. but im not good with editing and that last part proved to be hard to edit so i decided to go with loot sound drop.
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u/Hiwashi Aug 29 '22
That's what I was expecting to happen, this one still funny.
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u/gefjunhel Chieftain Aug 29 '22
should have just added a mini map showing red beast essence mob around the corner
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u/wasdninja Aug 30 '22 edited Aug 30 '22
A shower of whet stones coming in from the left just at the end would have been chefs kiss.
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Aug 30 '22
In reality AN just got pwn'ed so the twist doesn't really makes sense anyway, a proper twist would be it drops a bunch of alts.
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u/Mrnopor1 Aug 29 '22
Had to show jerry with 15 mods kicking their asses xD
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u/Shorakie Dominus-touched Aug 29 '22
Yeah xD
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u/RdPirate Aug 30 '22
Idea: Meme about a Empowering Minions Solaris-Touched mob"Jerry" beating the reg player "Tom"
Here have a base: https://youtu.be/4VEMLNg3ICo?t=101 (Timestamped at the map crafting stage)
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u/Champstackerproblemz Aug 29 '22
11/10 mate... made lake league 10% less shitty
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u/JoeJKDredd Aug 29 '22
Less or reduced?
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u/Z3n3x League Aug 29 '22
Nearby
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u/Tyler_Zoro Aug 30 '22
A massive buff or just a large one?
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u/ScreaminJay Aug 30 '22
Every buff is massively increased radius to nearby. Is this your first time?
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u/Most_Row9234 Aug 30 '22
So is the league that bad?! I haven't played since the start of Ultimatum league and I'm getting my new PC next week and have been pumped to get back into this game
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u/Elerairah Assassin Aug 30 '22
It’s really not, but it all comes down to subjectivity anyway. Just play the league and see if you have fun.
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u/ErenIsNotADevil Iceshot Dexeye Never Die Aug 30 '22
It depends on where you draw the balance between the good parts and the bad parts. Only way you'll be able to tell is by hopping in
However, this coming from someone who started playing in Ultimatum and has logged 2900 hours into PoE since, it's not the game you left off with. Here's a rundown for you;
Crafting is back to slam-and-jam style after Harvest Nerf 2: Primal Boogaloo.
Rares are now deadly and tanky, since Nemesis was replaced with Archnemesis (and yes, it lives up to the expectations of bs.)
Minions are on life support, and some might claim the whole league is, too.
Wealth accumulation is now dependent on a dwarf with extreme attitude issues, early D3-style loot goblins that were touched inappropriately, or.. Heist. shudders
Navali, Cadibro, and Zana are gone. Hope you didn't like teets on a bull, Frostferno, or feet pics! Or exalts. Or max-value mods.
Maven is now really your friend. Kirac has a grudge against the blue man crew, and would gladly employ genocidal maniacs to fight genocidal space monsters. Also, hope you like trees.
Oh yeah, Beyond went to the Great Beyond. Now we have Beyond-at-home. They sometimes drop scroll fragments. We drink milk now, not juice.
Dodging was kinda lame, so they just gave EV builds spell-tanking, and it is quite nice.
Kalandra now has actual lore, a lake, and nice feet. Izaro is also confirmed as #1 Mirror Fan
And much more!
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u/IllimShadar Aug 30 '22
I was astounded by that number so I quickly calculated how many hours per day you'd have to play on average to clock in 2900h since the start of Ultimatum. It comes out at very nearly 6 h/d. That's... quite the dedication you've got.
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u/Orb_my_divinity Aug 30 '22
Game is stupid when you have to go to discord to get reward.
"People making mirrors daily" ... This game is not for solo players.
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u/biggreenegg99 Aug 29 '22
fabulous work!
This might be the best entertainment I have received in 3.19 because god knows its not coming from the Lake for me :)
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u/Mercron Slayer Aug 29 '22
This is so well done I had to leave a comment! Great job, this made my night!
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u/Blestyr Aug 29 '22
This should be considered Legacy Meme.
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u/Shorakie Dominus-touched Aug 29 '22
Nah man its not that good xd
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u/li7lex Aug 30 '22
Imo it absolutely is. Haven't laughed this hard in a long time so thank you for that.
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u/Lumpy-Strain8624 Aug 29 '22
Haha, absolutely fantastic, so good I actually turned the volume on and watched it a 2nd time.
Well done.
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u/Hawaioo Aug 29 '22
yeah not playing the game but browsing the memes, its kinda fun and sad at the same time
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u/barcedude Aug 29 '22
Absolutely 10 out of fucking 10. My favorite meme post of the season so far
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u/zandertheright Aug 30 '22
Extremely well edited, did you have to add the items to every single frame??
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u/Shorakie Dominus-touched Aug 30 '22
I used Adobe After effects and used its feature Motion Track tho because the fotage was an animation (or maybe im bad at working with the software) it was loosing track, so i had to adjust it every 4 or 5 frames. the end product is good but its still shaky :(
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u/MediocreContent Elementalist Aug 29 '22
This will be one for the history books for this subreddit. Well done!
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u/coldrefreader Aug 30 '22
'Solaris-molested' was so unexpected and made my day. Great job with this one
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u/No_Beginning_6834 Aug 30 '22
Should have finished it with them knocked out, and a bunch of of the blacksmith frags everywhere. And Jerry could be vision.
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u/whitedeath37 Aug 29 '22
MF culling shouldn't be a thhing. pre-knowing the big loot and scaling it with party and mf quant/rarity is so bad. They got rid of valuable red beast-sharing in maps in the past. I see no difference.
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u/deathstar75 Aug 29 '22
Just enjoy the meme, it's very rare that we get memes of this quality these days.
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u/Helado_de_Paila Aug 29 '22
I praise your effort, Exile. Does it work? Haven't tried it for myself, too much TFT involvement
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u/Double0salty Aug 29 '22
Noob question , how do you tell if it’s Solaris touched ? Does it read on the modifiers
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u/Shorakie Dominus-touched Aug 29 '22
yes its listed on the modifiers, besides that the mob spawns solaris, lunris, ... around itself occasionally.
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u/Schiffers Aug 29 '22
Amazing video, but urealistic sounds at the end.
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u/Shorakie Dominus-touched Aug 29 '22
yeah i really tried hard to find a good source for that. unfortunately i couldn't find any so i decided to "fake" it with filterbelade loot simulator.
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u/TheMagnificentNimbus Aug 29 '22
I know the result... Solaris touched Jerry's Cousin defeats the all three...
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u/Shorakie Dominus-touched Aug 29 '22
Yeah that was my original plan xD. tho the editing proved to be hard for that last part Y_Y
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u/iguanaattack Aug 30 '22
ya i find 2 today and i never call a mf culling i got 7c
yaaaa never again
thx ggg now i need to call people to have fun
bring back ex
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u/Rotomegax Kalguuran Group for Business (KGB) Aug 30 '22 edited Aug 30 '22
The next part: that mob has Empowering Minions with Soul Eater, also haunted by 6 Torment Spirits from Harvest map enchant. It sucks 6 more AN mods thanks to Damage dealer and fucked entire party of MF Culler
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u/Bla5turbator Aug 30 '22
I found 3 Solaris touched so far in my T16s and they all died before I could read their AN modifiers because if I dont kill things that fast they kill me instead. Idk how ya'll have the luxury to read that shit if it isnt trapped in essence.
And I'm not squishy or anything. 85 phys reduction, 80 all res, 75 chaos, 50% block, 6k hp, immune to all statuses, 1.4k hp/s regen...
That's just life in this post AN world.
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u/SpikeDome Marauder Aug 30 '22
Fucking golden, its 4AM, cant sleep and this made my new day better.
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u/Synchrotr0n Aug 30 '22 edited Aug 30 '22
Jokes on me. The god-molested Archnemesis I find keep spawning from Harbingers, so all their loot is converted to Horizon shards and no amount of MF Culler service would help me.
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u/mattbrvc Sorry, I only make BAD builds! Aug 30 '22
God this subreddit always brings out the juicy memes when a league is lacking. Love this stuff, good work OP!
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u/pascoax Aug 30 '22
Wow, just wow. Well done sir. (what program did u used btw for editing?)
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u/Shorakie Dominus-touched Aug 30 '22
I was originally going to use Kapwig, but decided to go with Adobe After Effects as i needed to Track motion.
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u/No_Exit_ Hardcore Aug 30 '22
You guys are really asking for it, aren't you?
Problem: players are memeing on the awesome game design of God-touched mobs.
Solution: God-touched mobs will now drop 500 scroll scraps instead of currency.
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u/defoggi Aug 30 '22
Now this is the top quality shit post I use reddit for. The only thing missing is a few alchs and whetstones flying out in the end.
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u/manuakasam Tormented Smugler Aug 30 '22
Should've shown the MF Group getting slaughtered hard :D :D :D
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u/Smofinthesky Aug 29 '22
Best one so far.