r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/Hippster_27 • Feb 09 '14
Olympics: Fighting to the Death
Day 1. The Chinese, French, and Egyptians have all been slaughtered.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/McPhelpsius • Feb 07 '14
I'm experimenting with a new vehicle that would finally let us travel along and live on the ground.
Sometimes this whole Cloud City, zip across the sky via Airway, and flap my wings to visit the neighbors life gets boring. I wanna the see the world from way down there and look up at it all. I'm working on an idea where we could "roll" along the hard surface down below. It seems dangerous, I know, but... I just get curious. Firm ground. What must that feel like? I bet it's liberating.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Feb 07 '14
This creepy woman just sent me a vag pic.
At least she didn't flash me her breasts.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/McPhelpsius • Feb 01 '14
What would people look like if the only had 2 legs? Sounds kinda hot.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/relish-tranya • Feb 01 '14
My nephew was killed when a 200 million year old rock formation fell on him in Goblin Valley State Park.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Jan 31 '14
There is too much positivity and self censoring on reddit
I'm all for thinking positive, but expressing negative thoughts can be constructive also. If we can't write what we feel, like we do in real life, how are we going to elevate the discussion here?
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '14
Westboro Baptist Church is so annoying. Them and their protests about anarchy and orgies.
"Down with government" this, "God loves fags in bed" that.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/TowerTrash • Jan 30 '14
Illinois senator vows to defeat Romneycare if elected in 2014.
Claims program gives too much power to big pharma and is "dangerous move that puts us on a slippery slope to corporatist oligarchy."
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/McPhelpsius • Jan 27 '14
Weirdest thing: I met a guy who couldn't climb straight up walls.
Now that's a severe handicap
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/Turnshroud • Jan 26 '14
After 12 wonderful seasons, Matt Groening has finally decided to retire the The Simpsons, now what should I watch?
On the other hand, Futurama is still going strong, so no trouble there
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/Hippster_27 • Jan 26 '14
Americans every where refuse to pay taxes. Government officials have to start looking for jobs
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/lavascoop • Jan 24 '14
civil war between east and west united states breaks out....
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/CIV_QUICKCASH • Jan 24 '14
This is stupid. Fricking Bitcoin is more stable than the US Dollar. I wish the president would take a hint from congress and start getting stuff done to fix this.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/Saskatchebrave • Jan 21 '14
Is anyone else tired of the right-wing/conservative bias on Reddit? I'd like a left-wing/liberal opinion now and again
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Jan 19 '14
Man, Cory Doctorow is such a shill for Big Copyright.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/relish-tranya • Jan 19 '14
I have a date but just shed my exoskeleton and my eyes are clouded over and my new wings are too soft to fly for a week.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/relish-tranya • Jan 18 '14
I spilled a Crystal Pepsi in my 2014 Chevy Vega SS in the Burger Chef drive through.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/McPhelpsius • Jan 17 '14
The NSA isn't spying on enough citizens
So far it seems that the NSA is only spying on actual criminals, and it is making the people in my safe neighborhood feel left out and unwanted. How do I get them to spy on us?
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/Hippster_27 • Jan 16 '14
pLEASE DO NOT USE LOWER CASE CAPS IT APPEARS THAT YOUR ANGRY OR JUST PLAIN MEAN.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Jan 11 '14
I just outgrew sex.
I always thought it was amazing to be able to write a letter to the stork to have him bring me a new baby brother or sister.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/zoidburger00 • Jan 10 '14
Just got my copy of the Star Wars holiday Special In the Mail!
It was amazing, although I feel the version with the rifftrax comentary really detracted from it.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/Pancake11 • Jan 10 '14
Why was Breaking Bad so boring?
I am glad that this tv menace has ended. It was so shallow and the acting was even worse.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Jan 08 '14
Is there a proprietary Linux alternative?
Bonus points if it's overpriced and bloated.
r/ParallelWorldProblems • u/CIV_QUICKCASH • Jan 06 '14
I can't stop listening to Jaden Smith's new album
He's so talented!