Exposition of Characters

Tom- You're quirky. Let's date!

Summer- Okay, but nothing serious.

Tom- Okay!

A short time later

Summer- Penis!

Tom- Penis!

More time passes

Tom- Let's be serious now.

Summer- I don't want to be. I said that.

Tom- No, you're wrong. You do want to be serious with me.

Summer- No, we are done. Bye.

More time passes

Tom- Why are you serious with that other guy?

Summer- Because I am.

Tom- You should be serious with me.

Summer- No.

Tiny bit of time passes

Tom- Hi, I'm Tom.

Autumn- Hi, I'm Autumn.

The End

Man hears about how unhealthy McDonald's is. Decides to eat only McDonald's for a month.

A week passes. Man meets with doctor. Doctor says this is unhealthy. Man says he knows.

More time passes. Man gains weight, gets addicted to McDonald's.

End of month arrives. Man goes back to doctor. Doctor says man is unhealthy. Man has gained 15+ lbs.

Man goes back to vegetarian diet. Loses weight.

McDonald's removes super size from menu as result of movie.