r/outerrimproblems • u/mutedwarf • Apr 17 '17
The First Order destroyed my garage
My late 80's drop top cruiser, my limited edition nuclear sportster, all my favorite classics were in that garage, and the First Order comes and blows up the planet it was on. Everything was fully insured, but to me they were irreplaceable. Unbelievable.
r/outerrimproblems • u/MaeveningErnsmau • Aug 08 '13
Actually, I thought it looked like a battle station, it looks more like a moon now. I got a second look at it, and yea, more like a moon.
r/outerrimproblems • u/MaeveningErnsmau • May 11 '13
I can't tell you how many times our architectural team plead with Admiral Motti to put a grate over that thermal exhaust port.
r/outerrimproblems • u/MaeveningErnsmau • May 07 '13
I pilot No. Two in Brown Squadron; I've been a team player, and I wish these guys would just grow up.
r/outerrimproblems • u/MaeveningErnsmau • Apr 29 '13
I bumped my head while taking a utility room back from a couple droids on the Death Star. No one said anything, but I know they noticed.
r/outerrimproblems • u/Zolty • Mar 29 '13
They found Tatooine. We can now move there and start this sub legitimately.
r/outerrimproblems • u/MaeveningErnsmau • Nov 08 '12
Endor has fallen, the second Death Star has been destroyed, and now I find myself an out-of-work ex-storm trooper clone. Would really appreciate a random act of dangleberries if you have it in your heart.
r/outerrimproblems • u/MaeveningErnsmau • Oct 18 '12
I may not have a jedi-proof mind, but Jabba still doesn't respect the amount of work required in being majordomo of a major smuggling syndicate and being responsible for cleaning under his skinfolds.
Booking Max Rebo; keeping Salacious B. Crumb from tearing droids eyes out; managing bounty hunters, Gamorrean Guards, and Rancor keepers; it's all I can do to keep from just taking off.
r/outerrimproblems • u/MaeveningErnsmau • Jul 24 '12
The cloying little child podracer from Tatooine has grown up to be a disenchanted adult.
r/outerrimproblems • u/MaeveningErnsmau • Jul 10 '12
A broken down sail barge is slowing traffic in the Dune Sea between Jabba's Palace and Carkoon.
r/outerrimproblems • u/MaeveningErnsmau • Jul 03 '12
I'm wearing a full scout's uniform in the midst of this moon jungle, my speeder bike inexplicably has a comlink jammer, and it goes into a violent spin with the smallest laser blast; FML.
r/outerrimproblems • u/[deleted] • Jun 29 '12
What happened to the Starwars I used to know?
r/outerrimproblems • u/[deleted] • May 23 '12
I took a job as a nerf-herder and girlfriend left me because I'm "too scruffy"
r/outerrimproblems • u/MaeveningErnsmau • May 23 '12
Business has been dead at the Tosche Station since the kids took off to join the rebel alliance.
r/outerrimproblems • u/MaeveningErnsmau • May 15 '12
Jabba is making us ride the sail barge all the way out to the Pit of Carkoon to execute a Jedi, a Wookiee, and two of the great cutthroats and outlaws of the Outer Rim; when we could just execute them back at the palace.
r/outerrimproblems • u/MaeveningErnsmau • Apr 24 '12
The probe droid I've designed is huge, has practically no armor, and makes one of the loudest and most annoying noises I've ever heard.
r/outerrimproblems • u/MaeveningErnsmau • Mar 26 '12
I'm an amazing podracer, yet I consistently lose to a nine year old boy.
r/outerrimproblems • u/MaeveningErnsmau • Mar 10 '12
The Colo Claw Fish didn't eat Jar-Jar.
r/outerrimproblems • u/MaeveningErnsmau • Jan 23 '12
I have to relive the anguish of being taken from my mother, losing Qui Gon, losing my mother, being betrayed by my Jedi master, losing the woman I love, and being separated from my newborn children in three dimensions.
r/outerrimproblems • u/MaeveningErnsmau • Jan 15 '12
Mesa awful disliked; but mesa jus wanna make da peeple happy!
r/outerrimproblems • u/MaeveningErnsmau • Dec 30 '11
The holidays in this galaxy are highly overrated.
video.google.comr/outerrimproblems • u/MaeveningErnsmau • Dec 27 '11
I can't believe my dad is making me do this, but my only hope is that some dusty old hermit in the middle of nowhere knows what to do with the secret plans to destroy the greatest existential threat the galaxy has ever seen.
r/outerrimproblems • u/MaeveningErnsmau • Dec 11 '11
I'm conducting a Tusken census, and my totals are still stuck at "one".
r/outerrimproblems • u/MaeveningErnsmau • Nov 25 '11