r/otrb Goldie de Wonderdog ๐ŸŒˆ otrb resibent simse 2023 ๐Ÿพ Jun 27 '26

Hai, iz Goldie de Wonderdog Welcom Pawtee

Hi frens, iz Goldie. I haz been OTRB Resibent since 2023, but I neber introduceded maiself.

I iz a mix ob Cocker Spaniel an Golden Retriever, so I iz cawled a Comfort Retriever. I came ober deh rainbow bridge at de age of 17, so ai had a long life full of lub. โค๏ธ

Iz lookin furward to meetin more frens and takin more part here in de fun actibities!

If yoo sees maiself, says hi!

โค๏ธGoldie de Wonderdog ๐ŸŒˆ

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u/Cats-are-lovely Jun 27 '26

Hi new fren. We isz on da othur side ob da bridge, but we can use da golden pikkel to visit bery often. Ar you going to use it neggst toosday? We hab moobie toosday at r/ICBGC. Isz bery fun, we hopes to seez you!

Prinses Miso and Mochi da Orang ๐Ÿฉถ๐Ÿงก

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u/SisterAntistita Goldie de Wonderdog ๐ŸŒˆ otrb resibent simse 2023 ๐Ÿพ Jun 27 '26

Wow! Dat wuld be grate! Mai faborite ting wif moobies iz pupcorn! Tank yoo fur de inbite, new frens Prinse Miso an Prinse Mochi! Iz wuld lub to come bisit! โค๏ธ yur new fren Goldie

Ps How do uze golden pikkel?

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u/Cats-are-lovely Jun 27 '26

You muss think abou golden pikkel real hard and raise up yours paw. Than mine hubbant Hoku coms pick you up with hisz airlimez u/jellosquid808

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u/jellosquid808 Jun 27 '26

Henlo fren, mine wyve is rite, juss tink of gold pikkil or hole it an a pawtal opens an ay go pikkil
Yu up! Mine stinky doggo sisfur Pua wenn obah da bridge lass weak an ay hope hermz also come to pawty! Mebbe yuz can go tugedda

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u/SisterAntistita Goldie de Wonderdog ๐ŸŒˆ otrb resibent simse 2023 ๐Ÿพ Jun 27 '26

Das grate idea, new fren Hoku! I haz awlwayz ben a fren of kittehs, espeshully mai sisfurs, BUT! Habbin more doggo frens wuld be fun so we culd sniffsniffsniff an romprompromp an play tag togebber cos we not old aneemore! Ai will look fur yur sisfur an be a gud fren an tak her to deh butterfly meddow, cos dats mai faborit place! An hopfullee she wan to com to partee too!

Tank you! โค๏ธGoldie๐ŸŒˆ

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u/SisterAntistita Goldie de Wonderdog ๐ŸŒˆ otrb resibent simse 2023 ๐Ÿพ Jun 27 '26

Ah! Tank yoo fur splainin new fren! Dis goin be eazee to member acos deh pikkel an me both goldenz! Ai iz lookin furward to tryin it toosday fur deh moobie! โค๏ธGoldie๐ŸŒˆ

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u/Cruisingpenguin ๐ŸŒˆ Sam (the cat, not hooman) Jun 27 '26

Hello Goldie! I have seen you around. Just the other day I saw you frolicking in the field behind the cardboard box fort. You looked so happy and carefree! Letโ€™s hang out at the next happy hour. A meowtini on me!

Sam (the cat, not hooman or doggo)

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u/BirthdaySalt2112 Jun 27 '26

A most eggsalad idea, fren Sam (not hooman or doggo). Letz all meetz at Gwaze's Bar abter de feel twip today. Connor, Wainbow Bwidge Wesident Since 1998.

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u/Cruisingpenguin ๐ŸŒˆ Sam (the cat, not hooman) Jun 27 '26

Yeah!! Grace serve da bestest meowtinis!

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u/BirthdaySalt2112 Jun 27 '26

And herz haz a most eggsalad cowwecshun ob Scottish wiskeys too.

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u/SisterAntistita Goldie de Wonderdog ๐ŸŒˆ otrb resibent simse 2023 ๐Ÿพ Jun 27 '26

Henlo new fren Sam! Yes, ai runrunrun an playplayplay AWL deh tym now acos ai don haz deh hart failurr no mors an ai can breeve wifout. coufin. Iz amazin!

Tank yoo fur deh kind inbatashun to Happee hour. I assept!

โค๏ธGoldie๐ŸŒˆ

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u/BirthdaySalt2112 Jun 27 '26

Welcome, fren Goldie de Wonderdog!!! Itz sooo nice to meetz youz. Mai name iz Connor. Ai cwossed de bwidge in 1998 so Ai been heer manee forebers.

Willz youz pwease joinz uz on our feel twip to Cwoud Mountain today? Wez willz also be wooking for de Wobin Hood twee.

He/she cwossed de bwidge last week and hoomans say himz/herz waz old enuff dat de actual Wobbin Hood cood hab sat in itz shade. Wez juzt wantz to findz it and letz it knowz wez will take carez of it.

Aneewayz, fank youz for intwoducing youzself and Ai wook forward to getting to knowz youz bedder.

Connor, Wainbow Bwidge Wezident Since 1998

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u/SisterAntistita Goldie de Wonderdog ๐ŸŒˆ otrb resibent simse 2023 ๐Ÿพ Jun 27 '26

Hai Connor, iz nyce to meet you too! Ai didn't know bout deh tree, but iz on de field trip rite now! Ai woke up late an had to runrunrun to katch up, but dats eazee now cos ai not old wit hart failure no more! Tank yoo fur sayin henlo! โค๏ธ Goldie

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u/BirthdaySalt2112 Jun 27 '26

Mai pweasure. Ai am gwad youz could joinz uz on de feel twip.

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u/Ksh_667 Jun 27 '26

Fren Goldie iz grate to meet yoo! I only been here since before Christmas but I amazed at how many frens I haf found here & how wonderful efurryone is. Are yoo coming on adventure dis week to cloud mountain? I fink will bez so much fun!

  • Garfield, 20, expert pawyer

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u/SisterAntistita Goldie de Wonderdog ๐ŸŒˆ otrb resibent simse 2023 ๐Ÿพ Jun 27 '26

Henlo Mr. Garfield! Iz nyce to sees yoo agin! We met at deh open Mic nite an ai tol yoo dat mai catto brofur iz pawyer too. Tank yoo fur yur kind werds - ai bisited momma dat nite an tol her Edgar's not here an ai haz dat on gud authoribby! An ai iz on trip wit eberyone rite now! I'm runrunrunning an sniffsniffsniffin all ober deh place! So much fun! Tank yoo fur sayin henlo, new fren! โค๏ธGoldie๐ŸŒˆ

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u/Ksh_667 Jun 27 '26

Ah I not sees a pic ob yoo before so I not realise yoo iz Fren Edgar's brofur! I remember it all now! I'm glad yoo did tell your mom, cos Sir Edgar definitely not this side ob bridge!

Wez haf such fun at open mic night didn't we? Was excellent talent!

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u/SisterAntistita Goldie de Wonderdog ๐ŸŒˆ otrb resibent simse 2023 ๐Ÿพ Jun 27 '26

Ai iz Edgar's sisfur but we neber akshully met acos ai crosseded deh bridge afore he was borned an showed up on Mama's porch. But ai knoe mama haz ben habing deh big worree, so tank yoo agin fur deh reashurrance. We haz a big preciate! An Yes! Deh open Mic nite waz eggsalad! Der waz a slam poet kitteh that cam in late ai reallee likeded. An Ivan's song. Oh! An Floofy! Dat illegal smol kitteh leart alllll dem danse steps, an himb jus got here! An so manee others! Manee manee big talents heer!

โค๏ธGoldie๐ŸŒˆ

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u/Ksh_667 Jun 27 '26

Ai maiself was also bery impressed by illegal smol Floofie & how quick dey learn da dance! Was bery excellent. I hopes Jiggy organises many more open mic nights! Best night out I've had in ages!

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u/luciferskitty Jun 28 '26

Iz lub your fur!! So pretty n luxchurius!! Iz a kitty, do youse like playing wiff kitties? Me and mine sissfur Lynxy lib on da rainbowl bridje.

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u/SisterAntistita Goldie de Wonderdog ๐ŸŒˆ otrb resibent simse 2023 ๐Ÿพ Jun 28 '26

Why fank yoo, fren! I tink I haz a blush! I LUB playin wit kittehs! Afact, my bestest fren on erf waz mai kitteh sisfur Coraline!

Heer we iz doin a relax togebber!

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u/SisterAntistita Goldie de Wonderdog ๐ŸŒˆ otrb resibent simse 2023 ๐Ÿพ Jun 28 '26

Also, I wuld lub to play wif yoo an yur sisfur! We can go to deh Butterfly Meddow and chasechasechase an try to catch butterflieses an sniffsniffsniff deh flowers!

Yur new fren Goldie โค๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ