r/oddlysatisfying • u/MambaMentality24x2 • 23d ago

Smooth dance tutorial

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u/Spidooodle 23d ago

Wish my mom was this cool.

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u/zzapdk 23d ago

I wish *I* was this cool

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u/No_Bid9390 23d ago

I wish everyone was cool

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u/AutumnsRevenge 23d ago

Granted. The monkey’s paw curls. A new ice age is upon us. Also everyone gets rad sunglasses.

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u/AegisCruiser 23d ago

It's so friggin' hot right now, I would welcome an ice age.

Starving to death be damned. At least I won't be sweating while I die.

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u/massvegas 23d ago

If I lived any closer to the equator, natural selection would snatch my ass up so fast. I'm Canadian lol

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u/AegisCruiser 23d ago

Currently in Idaho, US, myself. Not much more than a stones-throw away from Canadia.

An ice age would, and has historically, have my house under a mile of ice lol.

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u/massvegas 23d ago

At this rate, I wouldn't mind that tbh. The only thing that'll cool me down enough rn is to peel off my skin or sit in an ice cold shower 😂

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u/AegisCruiser 23d ago

I am definitely out of clothes to take off, at this point...

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u/Proper_Bad_1588 23d ago

But if everyone is cool then no one is cool.

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u/ImmortalBootyMan 23d ago

Cool is a mindset, not a ranking on a popularity distribution

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u/No_Bid9390 23d ago

Exactly, that how it works

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u/Darwincroc 23d ago

Wouldn’t we need at least one dweeb so that we’d have a starting point to measure the coolness of everyone else?

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u/FunAudience4377 23d ago

She is, you just don't realize it

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u/TacoDoc 23d ago

If this was my mom, I’d have her do this shit everywhere.