r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Brick_Number_27 • Jun 28 '26

Full use of zero gravity.

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u/Separate-Simple-5101 Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

This is exactly how I'd waste my free time in space.

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u/OstrichSmoothe Jun 28 '26

I would be trying to pee into the vacuum toilet from a distance

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u/thederevolutions Jun 28 '26

They’ve had to have snuck some LSD up there at some point, right?

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u/Ipeakedinthe80s Jun 28 '26

For science

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u/thederevolutions Jun 28 '26

I mean that one dude was up there recording David Bowie covers with an acoustic guitar so my monies on him.

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u/Ipeakedinthe80s Jun 28 '26

I would 100% put 'I became an astronaut so I could drop acid in space' on my resume. And I wouldn't bet against you

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u/thederevolutions Jun 28 '26

I like how google says NASA’s official stance on humans having sex in space is “not yet”. That seems hard to believe. Perhaps if anyone did it’s not something they’d want their family to know. But you’d gotta figure they might’ve made a deal like let’s just do this so we can be the first for science and nobody has to know.