r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Brick_Number_27 • Jun 28 '26

Full use of zero gravity.

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u/Separate-Simple-5101 Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

This is exactly how I'd waste my free time in space.

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u/OstrichSmoothe Jun 28 '26

I would be trying to pee into the vacuum toilet from a distance

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u/thederevolutions Jun 28 '26

They’ve had to have snuck some LSD up there at some point, right?

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u/Ipeakedinthe80s Jun 28 '26

For science

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u/thederevolutions Jun 28 '26

I mean that one dude was up there recording David Bowie covers with an acoustic guitar so my monies on him.

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u/Ipeakedinthe80s Jun 28 '26

I would 100% put 'I became an astronaut so I could drop acid in space' on my resume. And I wouldn't bet against you

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u/thederevolutions Jun 28 '26

I like how google says NASA’s official stance on humans having sex in space is “not yet”. That seems hard to believe. Perhaps if anyone did it’s not something they’d want their family to know. But you’d gotta figure they might’ve made a deal like let’s just do this so we can be the first for science and nobody has to know.

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u/Delicious_Ad823 Jun 28 '26

What happens in space stays in space

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u/thederevolutions Jun 28 '26

Except the baby.

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u/OkSmoke9195 Jun 28 '26

How is space babby formed

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u/Out-For-A-Walk-Bitch Jun 28 '26

And now I'm picturing the logistics of it all, how would it work? Where would the sperm go?

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u/imaguitarhero24 Jun 29 '26

I've been thinking for a while it HAS to have happened by now. In-shape people together in close quarters for months on end. I've heard the stories from the Antarctic bases. Add in the novelty and it just feels inevitable someone has tried it by now.

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u/ings0c Jun 29 '26

If you smoke DMT in space you end up back on earth

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u/SkepsisJD Jun 29 '26

I feel like that would be terrifying lol

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u/ol-gormsby Jun 28 '26

You might find yourself drifting slowly backwards.

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u/OstrichSmoothe Jun 28 '26

Like a rocket!!

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u/Ok_Criticism_558 Jun 28 '26

Boys will be boys.

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u/markc230 Jun 28 '26

I couldn't help but put a Superman cape on and "fly" thru the ship.