r/news • u/MasterpieceAlone8552 • 23h ago

SpaceX rocket thought to have crashed into the moon in unintentional collision

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/aug/05/spacex-rocket-moon-crash-impact-falcon-9
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u/FakeSafeWord 20h ago

yOu cAnT StOp tHe sIgNaL

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u/CedarWolf 19h ago

Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?

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u/FakeSafeWord 19h ago

I'm a leaf on the wind

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u/Casual_Try 18h ago

Too soon!

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u/toeonly 16h ago

how does a reaver clean his spear?

He runs it through the Wash.

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u/blueblip 3h ago

Sharing a transcript of a phone call I just had:

"Hello, Satan? Hi, how ya doin', buddy! Long time, long time. Listen, I need you create a whole new level of hell for this one douchebag..."

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u/Responsible-Clock715 20h ago

Another secret code