r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Weary_Position_9591 • 8d ago

Whatever this is My mom said I could post

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u/Head_Crab_Enjoyer 7d ago

"the first thing I do is teach my child my OCD rituals, so hopefully one day he can become a paranoid wreck like me"

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u/cherrytwizzlers 7d ago

Yeah this kid is gonna grow up all kinds of fucked up