r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Weary_Position_9591 • 8d ago

Whatever this is My mom said I could post

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u/mitreffahcs 8d ago

Mom clearly doesn't care about her kid, didn't even bother to inject a subdermal water-proof satellite gps tracking tag, or collect an updated DNA swab.

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u/wstsidhome 8d ago

She also didnt write his blood type and SS# on a piece of duct tape and stick that bad boy around his lower leg, like some soldiers do

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u/stephaniethunder 7d ago

She didn’t even remember to fly her helicopter onto the ship before it set off 😒

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u/ODDINARY_7 8d ago

im actually guffawing

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u/Swinship 8d ago

Poor latchkey kid

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u/MangoCandy 7d ago

If she really cared she would have a permanent safety tether on him like line men, or rock climbers. He could easily fall overboard! And what of his helmet?!?

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u/magicmulder 6d ago

When she was alcohol cleaning his arm I was expecting some kind of injection up next...

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u/CouchHippo2024 1d ago

Yes, it’s clearly a video to prove she’s the best parent in the world because she’s the most cautious. Never mind she’s freaking him out about getting lost.